The Top 100 Famous Quotes of All Time with Images 📸🖼️

Handpicked 100 quotes from history, with a blend of inspirational, motivational, funny, educational and thought provoking. Every single quote listed here is a Gem.

Top 100 Quotes Quotes

1. Social Media:

Where Hypocrisy, Falseness, Double Standards, Rumors & Depression

meet up for coffee.

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Tags: Social Media   |    Hypocrisy   |    Falseness   |    Coffee   |   

2. Don't you love it when you treat someone the way they treat you and they get mad about it.

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Tags: Funny Double Standard   |    Treating Badly   |    Karma   |   

3. I absolutely hate double standards, except for when I do them.

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Tags: Funny Double Standard   |    Hypocrisy   |    Reality   |   

4. You don't have to have sex to be a cheater.

Once you start hiding text messages, lying about where you're going, and who you're with, you're already on your way.

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Tags: Cheating   |    Sex   |    Nothing To Hide   |    Liar   |    Relationship   |   

5. No matter how hard you scrub, you can't wash the double standard from your hands.

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6. I’m sorry, double standards don’t work for me.

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7. Don’t get mad when I pull a you on you.

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8. The only thing worse than a liar is a liar who is also a hypocrite.

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Tags: Funny Double Standard   |    Liar   |    Hypocrisy   |    Worst   |   

9. Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, and not acceptable for me to point it out?

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Tags: Funny Double Standard   |    Idiot   |    Humiliation   |   

10. Oh, how double standard of you.

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11. Silly me!

I never realized it's one rule for you and a completely different rule for me.

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Tags: Funny Double Standard   |    Sarcastic   |    Arguments   |   

12. Most of the things you worry about never happen.

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Tags: Overthinking   |    Worry   |    Dont Worry   |    Future   |    Reality   |    Never Do This   |    Quotes that make you think   |   

13. If you don't like where you are, then change it.

You are not a tree.

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Tags: Motivational   |    Cheesy Motivational   |    Change   |   

14. I like people who smile when it's raining.

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Tags: Rain   |    Pain   |    Positive   |    Good Vibes   |   

15. All the people who knock me down, only inspire me to do better.

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Tags: Cant Bring Me Down   |    Inspirational   |    When Someone Puts You Down   |   

16. In order for you to insult me, I will first have to value your opinion.

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Tags: Cant Bring Me Down   |    Insulting   |    Humiliation   |    Your Opinion   |    I Dont Care   |    Savage Comebacks   |   

17. I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

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Tags: Cant Bring Me Down   |    Toxic People   |    Mind Games   |    Mind Control   |    Empowering   |    Self Respect   |    Self Awareness   |   

18. The doctors amputated my leg at the knee, but I have no idea why.

Frankly, I'm stumped.

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19. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

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Tags: Knee Replacement Surgery Jokes   |    Funny   |    Lame   |    Weird   |    Poor Joke   |    Puns   |   

20. Do you know Chinese people have very bad knees?

When they meet each other, they often ask: "knee how?"

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21. What are cows knees called?

burger joints

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22. Mickey to Goofy: My knee hurts!
Goofy: Which one?

Mickey: Disney!

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23. My son and I both have knee problems

It is a joint issue

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24. Just had double knee surgery in Japan

I guess you can call them Japa-knees

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Tags: Knee Replacement Surgery Jokes   |    City Puns   |    Puns   |   

25. Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?

Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.

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Tags: Knee Replacement Surgery Jokes   |    Time Puns   |    Puns   |   

26. What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?

Anthony

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27. My left knee has never committed a crime.

I can’t say the same for his felony.

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28. As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”

I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”

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29. A football player goes to the doctor and says "It hurts whenever I touch my face, knee and elbow."

The doctor says,
"You've broken your hand."

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Tags: Knee Replacement Surgery Jokes   |    Funny   |    Doctor   |    Diagnosis   |    Football   |    Sports   |   

30. Remember when you could refer to your knees as right and left?

instead of Good and Bad?

Ah Good Times, Eh!

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31. I JUST
HAD A
JOINT

replacement in my knee

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32. That pain in my knee means rain is coming.

And that pain in my neck means relatives are coming.

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Tags: Knee Replacement Surgery Jokes   |    Relatives   |    Knees   |   

33. Hello Doctor.

I already diagnosed myself on the Internet.

I am only here for a second opinion.

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Tags: Knee Replacement Surgery Jokes   |    Deep Jokes   |    Internet   |    Funny   |    Doctor   |    Science   |    Medicine   |   

34. What do you call it when the inventor of the ceramic knee replacement gets a metal knee replacement?

Iron-Knee

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35. I didn't think my knee replacement surgery would help.

I stand corrected.

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36. Doctor: Your X-Ray showed a broken bone, but we replaced it with Photoshop.

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37. Doctor:
Well, the knee replacement surgery went fantastic. But we had no idea what you wanted to replace it with. So .. we put in a lung.

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38. I once met a man who had many knees. He was from the country of Poly-Knee-Sia!

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Tags: Knee Replacement Surgery Jokes   |    Puns   |    City Puns   |   

39. My daughter came to me crying, "Daddy, I hurt my knee!". There was a lot of concern when I asked her whether Eenie, Meenie, and Mo were alright!

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40. No matter what treatment I did on my knee, it still complained. Guess, I have never seen such a whi-knee!

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41. When the knee family went to buy a car at the showroom, which car did they decide upon?

They decided to buy a Kneesan!

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42. Every storm runs out of rain.

- Maya Angelou

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Tags: Rain   |    Quotes that make you think   |    Empowering   |    Hugot Lines in English   |   

43. My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style

- Maya Angelou

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Tags: Life Goals   |    Passion   |    Compassion   |    Fun   |    Style   |   

44. Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms,
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It’s the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them,
They say they still can’t see.
I say,
It’s in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

Now you understand
Just why my head’s not bowed.
I don’t shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing,
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It’s in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need for my care.
’Cause I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.

- Maya Angelou

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Tags: Inspirational Women   |    Poetry   |    Beauty   |    Body   |    Lips   |   

45. Nothing will work unless you do.

- Maya Angelou

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46. You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.

- Maya Angelou

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47. If you’re always trying to be normal you will never know how amazing you can be.

- Maya Angelou

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Tags: Normal   |    Weird   |    Crazy   |    Be Yourself   |   

48. I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.

- Maya Angelou

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49. Without courage we cannot practice any other virtue with consistency. We can’t be kind, true, merciful, generous, or honest.

- Maya Angelou

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Tags: Courageous   |    Consistency   |    Be Kind   |    Truth   |    Mercy   |    Generosity   |    Honest   |   

50. If I am not good to myself, how can I expect anyone else to be good to me?

- Maya Angelou

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Tags: Self Love   |    Treating Badly   |    Confidence   |    Self Hate   |    Self Help   |    Self Awareness   |   

51. We need much less than we think we need.

- Maya Angelou

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Tags: Minimalism   |    Needs   |    Basic   |    Materialistic   |    Life   |    Wisdom   |    Quotes that make you think   |   

52. I’ve learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

- Maya Angelou

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53. We delight in the beauty of the butterfly but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty.

- Maya Angelou

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Tags: Butterflies   |    Life Struggle   |    Work Hard   |    Hardship   |    Reality   |    Realization   |   

54. Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud.

I've had rainbows in my clouds.

Still, when it looked like the sun wasn't going to shine anymore, God put a rainbow in the clouds.

God puts rainbows in the clouds so that each of us - in the dreariest and most dreaded moments - can see a possibility of hope.

You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them. Try to be a rainbow in someone else's cloud. Do not complain. Make every effort to change things you do not like. If you cannot make a change, change the way you have been thinking. You might find a new solution.

- Maya Angelou

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Tags: Rainbow   |    Rain   |    Pain   |    Relief   |    Help   |   

55. There comes a time when silence is betrayal.

- Martin Luther

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Tags: Silence   |    Silent Treatment   |    Betrayal   |    Fake Friendship   |    Fake Love   |    Speak   |   

56. People say that slaves were taken from Africa.

This is not true.

People were taken from Africa and made into slaves.

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Tags: Black Lives Matter   |    Slave   |    Africa   |    Racism   |   

57. When the color of your skin is seen as a weapon, you will never be seen as UNARMED!

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58. The very serious function of racism…is distraction. It keeps you from doing your work. It keeps you explaining, over and over again, your reason for being. Somebody says you have no language and so you spend 20 years proving that you do. Somebody says your head isn’t shaped properly so you have scientists working on the fact that it is. Somebody says that you have no art so you dredge that up. Somebody says that you have no kingdoms and so you dredge that up. None of that is necessary.

- Toni Morrison

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59. Protest is not the end of progress, it is the beginning. I wonder what would happen if all the big companies and celebrities who have showed support on social media came out and used their platform to let activists and protesters speak and be seen? I wonder what would happen if we allowed the outrage to have positive influence in our local government? What would happen if those in power defunded the police & dismantled their racist culture and corrupt power structures? Cities are burning, are you watching? I stand with Minneapolis. I believe in us. Change is gonna come.

- Lizzo

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60. There are very few African American men in this country who haven’t had the experience of being followed when they were shopping in a department store. That includes me. There are very few African American men who haven’t had the experience of walking across the street and hearing the locks click on the doors of cars. That happens to me—at least before I was a senator.

- Barack Obama

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61. The Black female is assaulted in her tender years by all those common forces of nature at the same time that she is caught in the tripartite crossfire of masculine prejudice, white illogical hate and Black lack of power. The fact that the adult American Negro female emerges a formidable character is often met with amazement, distaste and even belligerence. It is seldom accepted as an inevitable outcome of the struggle won by survivors and deserves respect if not enthusiastic acceptance.

- Maya Angelou

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62. No matter how big a nation is, it is no stronger than its weakest people, and as long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you might otherwise.

- Marian Anderson

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63. I can’t make people not afraid of black people. I don’t know what’s going on. I can’t explain what’s happening in your head. But maybe if I show up every day as a human, a good human, doing wonderful things, loving my family, loving your kids, taking care of things that I care about—maybe, just maybe that work will pick away at the scabs of your discrimination. Maybe that slowly will unravel it. That’s all we have, because we can’t do it for them, because they’re broken. Their brokenness in how they see us is a reflection of this brokenness. And you can’t fix that. All you can do is the work.

- Michelle Obama