1. Who cares for your beauty if your tongue is ugly.
2. I love luxury. And luxury lies not in richness and ornateness but in the absence of vulgarity. Vulgarity is the ugliest word in our language. I stay in the game to fight it.
3. Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
4. Today, you may cross paths with some ugly, nasty evil people.
Kill them with kindness and bury them with smile. Good Morning!
5. Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
6. There is no such thing as an ugly girl.
7. Definitely avoid going out with ugly girls who say they want to be models. Not because they're ugly, but because they're mad.
8. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
9. Beauty magazines and Instagram makes you girl feel ugly.
10. If I showed you scripts from my first few movies, the descriptions of my characters all said 'the ugly girl'.
11. Ugly girls are like Unicorns. They don't exist. If you think you are ugly, you must not be a real person because an ugly girl doesn't exist. Yes, I am talking to you cupcake.
12. I don't care how pretty you are on the outside. If your personality is Ugly, you're Ugly.
13. 90% of the girls think they are ugly. 100% of them are wrong.
14. Dear insecure girls,
You're not ugly, society is.
15. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
16. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
17. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor
18. I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
19. Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
20. Married life is not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it can look like an ugly battlefield