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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

1. Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

- Dwight Schrute


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to.

2. I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to.

- Ryan Howard


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Never half-ass two things. Full-ass one thing.

3. Never half-ass two things.

Full-ass one thing.

- Ron Swanson


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Yes, I have a dream, and it’s not some MLK dream for equality. I want to own a

4. Yes, I have a dream, and it’s not some MLK dream for equality. I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there’s a button that I can press, and launch that lighthouse into space.

- Stanley Hudson


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Every so often, Jim dies of boredom.

5. Every so often, Jim dies of boredom.

- Pam Beesly


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I was

6. I’m not a millionaire.

I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.

Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - DID I STUTTER?

7. DID I STUTTER?

- Stanley Hudson


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I run a small fake-ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swipe

8. I run a small fake-ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff’s station.

- Creed Bratton


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.

9. I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.

- Kelly Kapoor


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the s

10. Guess what, I have flaws. What are they?

Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower.
Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wond

11. One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

- Jim Halpert


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Michael always says, 'K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice, hurts my f

12. Michael always says, 'K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice, hurts my feelings every time.

- Dwight Schrute


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow or t

13. I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now, all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her.

Again, that could change.

- Ryan Howard


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actuall

14. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

- Andy Bernard


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Whether you’re scared of dying, or dying alone, or dying drunk in a ditch, don

15. Whether you’re scared of dying, or dying alone, or dying drunk in a ditch, don’t be.

It’s going to be OK.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.

16. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.

- Dwight Schrute


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Ultimatums are key. Basically nobody does anything for me unless I threaten t

17. Ultimatums are key.

Basically nobody does anything for me unless I threaten to kill myself.

- Kelly Kapoor


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - There are always a million reasons not to do something.

18. There are always a million reasons not to do something.

- Jan Levinson


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Why are you the way that you are?

19. Why are you the way that you are?

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

20. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

- Andy Bernard


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is a

21. I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat.

Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.

- Pam Beesly


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

22. I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others. I’ve been rais

23. In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others.

I’ve been raising children since I was a baby.

- Dwight Schrute


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Well, today was a fantastic waste of time.

24. Well, today was a fantastic waste of time.

- Ryan Howard


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wante

25. I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

- Kevin Malone


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - You guys I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, K

26. You guys I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, Kelly what’s the biggest company in the world?

And I’d be like, ‘blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.’ Giving you the exact right answer.

- Kelly Kapoor


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.

27. I don’t hate it.

I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m m

28. My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Dwight up. He is very real.

- Jim Halpert


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

29. I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I work hard all day. I like knowing that there’s going to be a break. Most day

30. I work hard all day. I like knowing that there’s going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.

- Kevin Malone


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Newsflash: You are not special.

31. Newsflash: You are not special.

- Stanley Hudson


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They’re always complaining. I

32. I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They’re always complaining.

I have varicose veins, too.
I have swollen ankles.
I’m constantly hungry.
Do you think my nipples don’t get sore too?
Do you think I don’t need to know the fastest way to the hospital?

- Stanley Hudson


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Let's have an auction

33. Let's have an auction

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - We have a gym at home. It’s called the bedroom.

34. We have a gym at home. It’s called the bedroom.

- Phyllis Lapin Vance


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what

35. And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - That's what she said.

36. That's what she said.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.

37. I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.

- Pam Beesly


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

38. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

- Dwight Schrute


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m wron

39. It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong.

And if you don’t like it you can leave.

And I say the same thing to my current wife and I’ll say it to my next one, too.

- Stanley Hudson


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - "There's something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional."

40. "There's something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional."

The Office TV Show: Robert California (the new boss) on choosing Andy to be the manager of The Office.


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer,

41. No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and T

42. If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t

43. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.

- Dwight Schrute


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got

44. Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips out your heart for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then, suddenly, she’s not your ho no mo.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.

45. I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I am in an office relationship. It's special. Mmm.. she's nice .. she's sh

46. I am in an office relationship.

It's special.

Mmm.. she's nice .. she's shy.

She's actually here if you wanna meet her.

- Jim Halpert


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?

47. I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?

- Kelly Kapoor


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - You really do live in your own little world don't you?

48. You really do live in your own little world don't you?

- Chandler Bing


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.

49. If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.

- Stanley Hudson


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - The people here are amazing debaters. I guess you can say they are master-baters

50. The people here are amazing debaters. I guess you can say they are master-baters.

- Kevin Malone


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns out he’s clean, but I’m glad I did i

51. I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns out he’s clean, but I’m glad I did it.

- Angela Martin


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - It is not a good time for me to lose my job since I have some pretty big long-te

52. It is not a good time for me to lose my job since I have some pretty big long-term plans in my personal life with Pam that I’d like her parents to be psyched about.

So, I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.

- Jim Halpert


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Metadata - The story behind the data. Getting information is one things, but

53. Metadata - The story behind the data.

Getting information is one things, but how it was created - where and by whom - can often be illuminating.

Like most pics people post on Instagram or Facebook, they don't realize they just gifted whatever social media site their camera type, phone model, name and location - all hidden inside the photograph's metadata.

- Mr. Robot


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

54. There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

- Pam Beesly


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I

55. Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

- Michael Scott


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

56. Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

- Andy Bernard


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57. Is any of it real?

A world built on fantasy. Synthetic emotions in the form of pills; psychological warfare in the form of advertising; mind-altering chemicals in the form of food; brainwashing seminars in the form of media; controlled isolated bubbles in the form of social networks. Real? You wanna talk about reality?

We haven't lived in anything remotely close to it since the turn of the century. We turned it off, took out the batteries, snacked on a bag of GMOs while we tossed the remnants in the ever expanding dumpster of the human condition. We live in branded houses trademarked by corporations built on bipolar numbers, jumping up and down on digital displays, hypnotising us into the biggest slumber mankind has ever seen. We live in a kingdom of bullshit; a kingdom you've lived in for far too long. So don't tell me about not being real. I'm no less real than the f***ing beef patty in your Big Mac.

- Mr. Robot


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I stopped caring a long time ago.

58. I stopped caring a long time ago.

- Creed Bratton


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - ’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murde

59. ’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk.

- Dwight Schrute


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I still don’t understand why people like sports. They get so emotional over

60. I still don’t understand why people like sports.

They get so emotional over the weirdest things.

But I do see the beauty in the rules.
The invisible code of chaos hiding behind the menacing face of order.

- Mr. Robot


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119 Tv Show Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You hav

61. I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

- Creed Bratton


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