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Hilarious Tree Puns 🌴 - If trees could kill you, they wood.

1. If trees could kill you, they wood.


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Hilarious Tree Puns 🌴 - What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

2. What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.


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Hilarious Tree Puns 🌴 - What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.

3. What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.


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Hilarious Tree Puns 🌴 - What kind of tree has hands? A palm tree.

4. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.


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Hilarious Tree Puns 🌴 - What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.

5. What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.


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Hilarious Tree Puns 🌴 - A man drove his expensive car into a tree… And found out how the Mercedes bends

6. A man drove his expensive car into a tree…

And found out how the Mercedes bends


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Hilarious Tree Puns 🌴 - Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me. It was a HAMBUSH.

7. Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me. It was a HAMBUSH.


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Hilarious Tree Puns 🌴 - Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.

8. Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus?

He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.


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Hilarious Tree Puns 🌴 - On the streets, someone threw a milk chocolate bar at me. That was really dairy.

9. On the streets, someone threw a milk chocolate bar at me. That was really dairy.


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Hilarious Tree Puns 🌴 - What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch.

10. What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.


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Hilarious Tree Puns 🌴 - How do you properly identify a dogwood tree? By the bark!

11. How do you properly identify a dogwood tree?

By the bark!


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