Hilarious Tree Puns 🌴

Here is a list of Top Tree Puns that are actually funny. Use these cute and funny Tree puns in your conversations. These Tree puns are with images so you can share it on social media. Let us show you our curated list of Tree puns.

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Tree Puns Quotes

1. If trees could kill you, they wood.

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2. What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

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3. What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.

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4. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.

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5. What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.

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6. A man drove his expensive car into a tree…

And found out how the Mercedes bends

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7. Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me. It was a HAMBUSH.

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8. Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus?

He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.

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9. On the streets, someone threw a milk chocolate bar at me. That was really dairy.

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10. What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

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11. How do you properly identify a dogwood tree?

By the bark!

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