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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last tim

1. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - Time to celery-brate

2. Time to celery-brate


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a Banana.

3. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a Banana.


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.

4. I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime.

5. What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime.


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - Missing You Pig Time.

6. Missing You

Pig Time.


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - If ten zombies run after you, what time is it? Ten after one.

7. If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?

Ten after one.


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.

8. I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - Feeling nostalgic about my childhood summers, when we would climb into old tires and roll

9. Feeling nostalgic about my childhood summers, when we would climb into old tires and roll down the hills. They were Goodyears.


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended sleeping in a herb g

10. I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - Once I tried to make a belt out of watches. I found out it was a big waist of time

11. Once I tried to make a belt out of watches.

I found out it was a big waist of time


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

12. Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - If I worked in a clock shop, I’d have the time of my life

13. If I worked in a clock shop, I’d have the time of my life


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

14. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.


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Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️ - He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.

15. He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.


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