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Time Puns Quotes
1. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
2. Time to celery-brate
3. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a Banana.
4. I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.
5. What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime.
6. Missing You
7. If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
8. I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.
9. Feeling nostalgic about my childhood summers, when we would climb into old tires and roll down the hills. They were Goodyears.
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10. I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.
11. Once I tried to make a belt out of watches.
I found out it was a big waist of time
12. Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
13. If I worked in a clock shop, I’d have the time of my life
14. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
15. He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.