Best Time Puns of All Time ⏱️
Here is a list of Top Time Puns that are actually funny. Use these cute and funny Time puns in your conversations. These Time puns are with images so you can share it on social media. Let us show you our curated list of Time puns.
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Time Puns Quotes
1. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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2. Time to celery-brate
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3. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a Banana.
Tags: Banana Puns | Puns | Time Puns |
4. I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.
Tags: Egg Puns | Breakfast Puns | Puns | Time Puns |
5. What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime.
Tags: Cow Puns | Puns | Time Puns |
6. Missing You
Pig Time.
Tags: Pig Puns | Love Puns | Time Puns |
7. If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Tags: Running Puns | Time Puns |
8. I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.
9. Feeling nostalgic about my childhood summers, when we would climb into old tires and roll down the hills. They were Goodyears.
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10. I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.
Tags: Time Puns | Garden Puns |
11. Once I tried to make a belt out of watches.
I found out it was a big waist of time
Tags: Clock Puns | Time Puns |
12. Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
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13. If I worked in a clock shop, I’d have the time of my life
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14. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
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15. He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.
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16. Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?
Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.
Tags: Knee Replacement Surgery Jokes | Time Puns | Puns | Wounds |