1. When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.
2. What type of pants do rain clouds wear?
3. Hard times are like thunder. They make a lot of noise but do little harm. Don’t fear hard times.