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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' an

1. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think,

'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would,

I do not do that thing.

- Dwight Schrute


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Let's have an auction

2. Let's have an auction

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I don’t want to be married in a tent like a hobo

3. I don’t want to be married in a tent like a hobo

- Angela Martin


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - You only live once? False. You live every day. You only die once.

4. You only live once?

False.

You live every day.
You only die once.

- Dwight Schrute


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. An

5. Jim is my enemy.

But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

So Jim, is actually my friend.

But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy.

- Dwight Schrute


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m w

6. It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong.

And if you don’t like it you can leave.

And I say the same thing to my current wife and I’ll say it to my next one, too.

- Stanley Hudson


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage, because I watch reality datin

7. I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage, because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn.

I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers.

Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Ultimatums are key. Basically nobody does anything for me unless I threate

8. Ultimatums are key.

Basically nobody does anything for me unless I threaten to kill myself.

- Kelly Kapoor


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Well, today was a fantastic waste of time.

9. Well, today was a fantastic waste of time.

- Ryan Howard


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. T

10. I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit it in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for … that is the life.

- Stanley Hudson


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They’re always complaining.

11. I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They’re always complaining.

I have varicose veins, too.
I have swollen ankles.
I’m constantly hungry.
Do you think my nipples don’t get sore too?
Do you think I don’t need to know the fastest way to the hospital?

- Stanley Hudson


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of a game is that?

12. Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of a game is that?


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Question: I have two coins totaling 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel.

13. Question: I have two coins totaling 15 cents.
One of them is not a nickel.
What are they?

Answer: A dime(10 cents) and a nickel(5 cents).

- Ryan Howard


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - What are your weaknesses? "I don't have any, a--hole"

14. What are your weaknesses?

"I don't have any, a--hole"

- Kelly Kapoor


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

15. Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

- Andy Bernard


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s eve

16. I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

17. Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

- Dwight Schrute


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - When Pam's Mom asks her... "So which one is Jim?"

18. When Pam's Mom asks her...

"So which one is Jim?"

- Jim Halpert


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And

19. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn.

And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one.

I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and a had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five-years-old. Couldn't even talk yet.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to.

20. I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to.

- Ryan Howard


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Not everything is a lesson Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.

21. Not everything is a lesson Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.

- Dwight Schrute


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world

22. Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top.

I’ve read some of it.

Even for the Internet, it’s… pretty shocking.

- Ryan Howard


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.

23. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.

- Kelly Kapoor


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.

24. I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.

- Pam Beesly


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - ’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘mu

25. ’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk.

- Dwight Schrute


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26. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.

- Dwight Schrute


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I am in an office relationship. It's special. Mmm.. she's nice .. she's

27. I am in an office relationship.

It's special.

Mmm.. she's nice .. she's shy.

She's actually here if you wanna meet her.

- Jim Halpert


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Newsflash: You are not special.

28. Newsflash: You are not special.

- Stanley Hudson


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I stopped caring a long time ago.

29. I stopped caring a long time ago.

- Creed Bratton


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns out he’s clean, but I’m glad I di

30. I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns out he’s clean, but I’m glad I did it.

- Angela Martin


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Why are you the way that you are?

31. Why are you the way that you are?

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - It is not a good time for me to lose my job since I have some pretty big long

32. It is not a good time for me to lose my job since I have some pretty big long-term plans in my personal life with Pam that I’d like her parents to be psyched about.

So, I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.

- Jim Halpert


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - We have a gym at home. It’s called the bedroom.

33. We have a gym at home. It’s called the bedroom.

- Phyllis Lapin Vance


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow o

34. I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now, all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her.

Again, that could change.

- Ryan Howard


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when

35. Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?

- Oscar Martinez


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is ’cause you’re

36. Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is ’cause you’re not good at interacting with people. But guess what? From now on, you guys are no longer losers. So gives yourselves a round of applause.

- Kelly Kapoor


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.

37. I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.

- Kelly Kapoor


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - There is no such things as an appropriate joke. That's why it is a Joke!

38. There is no such things as an appropriate joke.

That's why it is a Joke!

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize i

39. I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat.

Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.

- Pam Beesly


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I

40. I’m not a millionaire.

I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.

Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in th

41. Guess what, I have flaws. What are they?

Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower.
Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And

42. My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Every so often, Jim dies of boredom.

43. Every so often, Jim dies of boredom.

- Pam Beesly


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Ok, too many different words from coming at me from too many different senten

44. Ok, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…n

45. I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…no.

But, I live by another rule:

Just do it…Nike.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

46. There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

- Pam Beesly


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

47. I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Maybe we weren't right together, but, it's weird. I'd rather she be alone tha

48. Maybe we weren't right together, but, it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

- Ryan Howard


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - "There's something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional."

49. "There's something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional."

The Office TV Show: Robert California (the new boss) on choosing Andy to be the manager of The Office.


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - There are always a million reasons not to do something.

50. There are always a million reasons not to do something.

- Jan Levinson


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

51. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

- Andy Bernard


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be a

52. Would I rather be feared or loved?

Easy.

Both.

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’

53. My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Dwight up. He is very real.

- Jim Halpert


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I w

54. One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

- Jim Halpert


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Your body is a temple. You have to respect it. You can’t just whore i

55. Your body is a temple.

You have to respect it.

You can’t just whore it out.

- Angela Martin


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Whether you’re scared of dying, or dying alone, or dying drunk in a ditch,

56. Whether you’re scared of dying, or dying alone, or dying drunk in a ditch, don’t be.

It’s going to be OK.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I work hard all day. I like knowing that there’s going to be a break. Most

57. I work hard all day. I like knowing that there’s going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.

- Kevin Malone


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actu

58. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

- Andy Bernard


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cance

59. No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.

60. I don’t hate it.

I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Oh my God it’s happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f*cking calm!

61. Oh my God it’s happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f*cking calm!

- Michael Scott


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn’t seem to realize that it wasn

62. Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn’t seem to realize that it wasn’t his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won’t notice?

- Jim Halpert


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100 The Office Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I used to be obese. Once you’ve conquered obesity, everything else is easy.

63. I used to be obese. Once you’ve conquered obesity, everything else is easy. Life literally moves in slow motion.

I’m not saying I’m Superman, but let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I’m pretty sure everything would be fine. I’d almost welcome it.

- Deangelo Vickers


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