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1. Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

- Michael Scott


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2. I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.

- Kelly Kapoor


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3. Would I rather be feared or loved?

Easy.

Both.

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

- Michael Scott


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4. I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

- Michael Scott


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5. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

- Dwight Schrute


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6. I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

- Michael Scott


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7. I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

- Kevin Malone


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8. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.

- Dwight Schrute


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9. And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

- Michael Scott


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10. There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

- Pam Beesly


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11. Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

- Andy Bernard


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12. One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

- Jim Halpert


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13. Mini cupcakes?

As in the mini version of regular cupcakes?

Which is already a mini version of cake?

Honestly, where does it end with you people?????

- Kevin Malone


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14. I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat.

Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.

- Pam Beesly


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15. That's what she said.

- Michael Scott


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16. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

- Andy Bernard


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17. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.

- Kelly Kapoor


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18. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

- Andy Bernard


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19. What are your weaknesses?

"I don't have any, a--hole"

- Kelly Kapoor


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20. You only live once?

False.

You live every day.
You only die once.

- Dwight Schrute


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21. The doctor said, if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

- Stanley Hudson


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22. It takes an advanced sense of humor.

I don't expect everybody to understand.

- Michael Scott


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23. I stopped caring a long time ago.

- Creed Bratton


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24. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think,

'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would,

I do not do that thing.

- Dwight Schrute


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25. I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…no.

But, I live by another rule:

Just do it…Nike.

- Michael Scott


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26. In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others.

I’ve been raising children since I was a baby.

- Dwight Schrute


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27. ’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk.

- Dwight Schrute


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28. I’m not a millionaire.

I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.

Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.

- Michael Scott


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29. Jim is my enemy.

But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

So Jim, is actually my friend.

But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy.

- Dwight Schrute


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30. I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.

- Pam Beesly


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31. As it turns out, you can’t just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily.

They have to hit rock bottom.

So I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom.

Um. I think I can do it.

- Michael Scott


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32. I used to be obese. Once you’ve conquered obesity, everything else is easy. Life literally moves in slow motion.

I’m not saying I’m Superman, but let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I’m pretty sure everything would be fine. I’d almost welcome it.

- Deangelo Vickers


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33. Every so often, Jim dies of boredom.

- Pam Beesly


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34. Well, today was a fantastic waste of time.

- Ryan Howard


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35. Guess what, I have flaws. What are they?

Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower.
Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

- Michael Scott


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36. My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

- Michael Scott


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37. If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

- Michael Scott


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38. Nobody should have to go to work thinking, ‘Oh this is the place that I might die today.’ That’s what a hospital is for.

An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest. To the max.

To…an office is a place where dreams come true.

- Michael Scott


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39. There are always a million reasons not to do something.

- Jan Levinson


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40. Why are you the way that you are?

- Michael Scott


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41. Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips out your heart for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then, suddenly, she’s not your ho no mo.

- Michael Scott


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42. Oh my God it’s happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f*cking calm!

- Michael Scott


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43. I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.

- Michael Scott


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44. I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They’re always complaining.

I have varicose veins, too.
I have swollen ankles.
I’m constantly hungry.
Do you think my nipples don’t get sore too?
Do you think I don’t need to know the fastest way to the hospital?

- Stanley Hudson


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45. I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit it in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for … that is the life.

- Stanley Hudson


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46. Newsflash: You are not special.

- Stanley Hudson


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47. DID I STUTTER?

- Stanley Hudson


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48. It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong.

And if you don’t like it you can leave.

And I say the same thing to my current wife and I’ll say it to my next one, too.

- Stanley Hudson


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49. Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend.

And I had to do the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, which was just to wait.

For a really long time that’s all I had. I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend.

And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think even then I knew that I was waiting for my wife.

- Jim Halpert


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50. I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?

- Kelly Kapoor


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51. Whether you’re scared of dying, or dying alone, or dying drunk in a ditch, don’t be.

It’s going to be OK.

- Michael Scott


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52. I work hard all day. I like knowing that there’s going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.

- Kevin Malone


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53. Ultimatums are key.

Basically nobody does anything for me unless I threaten to kill myself.

- Kelly Kapoor


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54. I normally don’t enjoy making people laugh.

- Angela Martin


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55. Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.

- Kevin Malone


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56. No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.

- Michael Scott


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57. Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?

- Oscar Martinez


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58. I run a small fake-ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff’s station.

- Creed Bratton


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59. If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.

- Stanley Hudson


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60. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.

- Dwight Schrute


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61. My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Dwight up. He is very real.

- Jim Halpert


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62. Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is ’cause you’re not good at interacting with people. But guess what? From now on, you guys are no longer losers. So gives yourselves a round of applause.

- Kelly Kapoor