1. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?
2. People who have an inferiority complex assume other people have a superiority complex, especially tall people.
3. Today Is The Day When Everyone Young Or Old, Tall Or Short, Light Skin Or Dark Must Come Together To Show The Whole World That This Nation Is The Best Nation Under The Sun. Happy Republic Day!
4. Shiromori: How Tall are you?
Mystery: Height is a social construct.
Shiromori: So you'reshort.
5. Happiness is having a younger brother who is taller than you.