1. Michael always says, 'K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice, hurts my feelings every time.
2. Everything I have I owe to this job…this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.
3. No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.
4. Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is just like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body