Socially Awkward Quotes
1. Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is ’cause you’re not good at interacting with people. But guess what? From now on, you guys are no longer losers. So gives yourselves a round of applause.
2. Schizoid personality disorder
-little interest in relationships
-not very social
-difficulty in understanding social cues
-may seem emotionally cold
3. I'm certainly a real homebody. But the truth is that I understand that desire to, in a way, go join the circus.
That's what got me out of Long Island and into show business.
I was like, 'I'm just going to have an adventure. I want to be a person that isn't surrounded by their mail and their cat.'
4. I had to be ugly and awkward a long time to get to be this exciting and hilarious. I earned this personality and all it's disorders.