1. Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.
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2. Be melting snow.
Wash yourself of yourself.
3. You are not special.
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
4. Kevin: I could kill you if I wanted to, Snow.
Cecil: Yeah? So could another human being.
Cecil: So could a dog.
Cecil: So could a dedicated duck.
Cecil: You aren't special, Kevin.
5. What did Snow White name her hen?
6. Where does a snowman dance?
At a snowball.
7. Why did he NSA whistleblower regret moving to Russia?
He was always snowed in
8. Cold as Ice
White as Snow
Pale as Dead