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1. The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

- Dorothy Parker


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2. I do a thing called "What I Want"


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3. I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and to hot for you.


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4. Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.


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5. Donโ€™t be ashamed of who you are.

Thatโ€™s your parentโ€™s job.


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6. Life isnโ€™t perfect but your outfit can be.


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7. Always classy never trashy and a little bit sassy.


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8. I can only please one person a day.

Today isnโ€™t your day.

Tomorrow doesnโ€™t look good either.


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9. A sass a day keeps the basics away.


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10. Donโ€™t stand too close to the heater babe.

Plastic melts.


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11. I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings.

As if I have any.


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12. Iยดm not mean, Iยดm just brutally honest.

Itยดs not my fault that truth hurts.

Hereโ€™s a band-aid.


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13. The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for the pizza.


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14. Sassy, Classy, and Bad-assy!


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15. โ€œAFโ€ is my favorite unit of measurement.


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16. Your hair is 90% of your selfie.


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17. Why fit in when you were born to stand out?


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18. Iโ€™m the reason I smile every day.


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19. I havenโ€™t changed.

I grew up.

Maybe you should give it a try sometime.


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20. A woman knows what is best for her either by intuition or instinct.


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21. Donโ€™t hate me, just get to know me first!


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22. Judge me when you become perfect.


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23. I donโ€™t need your approval, darling. I have my own.


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24. My life feels like a test, for which I skipped studying.


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25. Revenge? Nah, Iโ€™m too lazy for that shit.

Iโ€™m gonna just sit here and watch from the front seat when karma hits you.


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26. I donโ€™t hate you.

Itโ€™s either I love you or I donโ€™t care at all.


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27. Dear Karma, Iโ€™ve got a list of people you have missed.


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28. An apple a day keeps everyone away.

If you throw it hard enough.


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29. When there are so many haters and negative things, I really donโ€™t care.


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30. Donโ€™t get bitter, get better.


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31. Be happy; it drives people crazy.


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32. Donโ€™t be easy to define.

Let them wonder about you.


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33. Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters to me.


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34. Life is short.

Smile while you still have teeth.


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35. Look โ€“ Iโ€™m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth.

Iโ€™m not responsible for you not understanding them.


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36. Iโ€™m sassy, even though I hate that word! Iโ€™m sensitive and cry really easily.


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37. Iโ€™m not mad you told all my friends Iโ€™m a psycho. Theyโ€™re my friends, they already know.


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38. Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and itโ€™s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.


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39. I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them.


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40. Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

- Dorothy Parker


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41. Women and elephants never forget.

- Dorothy Parker


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42. You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You?

You think Your hell is worse than mine.

- Dorothy Parker


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43. Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.

- Dorothy Parker


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44. donโ€™t know and donโ€™t care


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45. I'm sorry am I supposed to care?


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46. Stay real. Stay loyal or stay away from me.


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47. Love your haters, theyโ€™re your biggest fans.


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48. I may love to shop, but I am not buying your Bullshit.


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49. You're fluent in lies, excuses and B.S.


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50. You might fool hundreds of people into believing you are something you're not, but I will always be that one person who figured you out and knows who you really are under all that bullshit!


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51. I'm sorry what language are you speaking?
It sounds like bullshit.


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52. Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you

- Lemmy Kilmister


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53. I wonder if you can taste the bullsh*t that's coming out of your mouth.

- Habeeb Akande


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54. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.


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55. My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.


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56. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.


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57. Did you just fall?

No, I was checking if gravity still works.


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58. Whoever said, โ€˜Itโ€™s not whether you win or lose that counts,โ€™ probably lost.

- Martina Navratilova


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59. An old teacher asked her student, โ€œIf I say, โ€˜I am beautiful,โ€™ which tense is that?โ€

The student replied, โ€œIt is obviously past.โ€


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60. If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ


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61. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She hugged me.


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62. Wife: I have changed my mind.
Husband: Does the new one work?


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63. You're gonna catch a cold from the Ice inside your soul.

- Christina Perri


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64. She was so cold, she probably farted Ice cubes.

- Cara Lynn Shultz


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