82 Sassy Quotes with Images 📸🖼️
Sassy Quotes
1. The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Tags: Public Speaking | Morning Routine | Sassy | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls | Teeth Whitening |
2. I do a thing called "What I Want"
Tags: Sassy | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
3. I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and to hot for you.
Tags: Sassy | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
4. Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.
Tags: Sassy | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
5. Don’t be ashamed of who you are.
That’s your parent’s job.
Tags: Self Love | Self Esteem | Sassy | Funny | Quotes that will make you cry | Who Am I |
6. Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
Tags: Fashion | Sassy | Life | Perfectionism | Meaningful |
7. Always classy never trashy and a little bit sassy.
Tags: Sassy | Class | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
8. I can only please one person a day.
Today isn’t your day.
Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
Tags: Pleasing | Sassy | Funny | Quotes that will make you cry |
9. A sass a day keeps the basics away.
Tags: Sassy | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
10. Don’t stand too close to the heater babe.
Plastic melts.
Tags: Sassy | Beauty | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
11. I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings.
As if I have any.
12. I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest.
It´s not my fault that truth hurts.
Here’s a band-aid.
Tags: Mean | Honest | Truth | Sassy | Blunt |
13. The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for the pizza.
Tags: Sassy | Opinion | Judgemental |
14. Sassy, Classy, and Bad-assy!
Tags: Sassy | Class | Bad Ass | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
15. “AF” is my favorite unit of measurement.
Tags: Sassy | Social Media | Funny | Quotes that will make you cry |
16. Your hair is 90% of your selfie.
Tags: Selfie | Social Media | Hair | Sassy | Funny | Quotes that will make you cry |
17. Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
Tags: Sassy | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
18. I’m the reason I smile every day.
Tags: Self Love | Sassy | Smile | Happy | Do What Makes You Happy | Smile captions for Instagram |
19. I haven’t changed.
I grew up.
Maybe you should give it a try sometime.
Tags: Sassy | Need To Grow Up | Meaningful | Change |
20. A woman knows what is best for her either by intuition or instinct.
Tags: Sassy | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
21. Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!
Tags: Hate | Sassy | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
22. Judge me when you become perfect.
Tags: Sassy | Judgemental | Perfectionism | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
23. I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.
Tags: Sassy | Pleasing | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
24. My life feels like a test, for which I skipped studying.
Tags: Sassy | Life | Funny | Meaningful | Quotes that will make you cry |
25. Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy for that shit.
I’m gonna just sit here and watch from the front seat when karma hits you.
Tags: Sassy | Karma | Revenge | Sassy |
26. I don’t hate you.
It’s either I love you or I don’t care at all.
Tags: I Dont Care | Hate | Love | Sassy | Meaningful |
27. Dear Karma, I’ve got a list of people you have missed.
Tags: Karma | Sassy | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
28. An apple a day keeps everyone away.
If you throw it hard enough.
Tags: Sassy | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
29. When there are so many haters and negative things, I really don’t care.
Tags: I Dont Care | Haters | Negativity | Sassy | Meaningful |
30. Don’t get bitter, get better.
Tags: Sassy |
31. Be happy; it drives people crazy.
Tags: Happy | Sassy | Do What Makes You Happy | Smile captions for Instagram | Crazy |
32. Don’t be easy to define.
Let them wonder about you.
Tags: Sassy | Opinion | Judgemental | Meaningful |
33. Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters to me.
Tags: I Dont Care | Hate | Love | Sassy | Meaningful |
34. Life is short.
Smile while you still have teeth.
Tags: Sassy | Smile | Happy | Life | Do What Makes You Happy | Smile captions for Instagram |
35. Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth.
I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.
Tags: Sassy | Judgemental |
36. I’m sassy, even though I hate that word! I’m sensitive and cry really easily.
Tags: Sassy | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
37. I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.
Tags: Backbiting | Sassy | Funny | Quotes that will make you cry |
38. Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
Tags: Sassy | Class | Bad Ass | Imperfection | Beauty | Boring | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
39. I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them.
Tags: Sassy | Yes Man | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls | Agreement |
40. Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
Tags: Sassy | Opinion | Judgemental | Tone of Voice |
41. Women and elephants never forget.
Tags: Sassy | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
42. You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You?
You think Your hell is worse than mine.
Tags: Sassy | Confidence | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls |
43. Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
Tags: Pessimism | Negativity | Funny | Sassy | Sarcastic | Inspirational Women | Instagram captions for Girls | Quotes that will make you cry |
44. don’t know and don’t care
Tags: Sassy | Carefree | I Dont Care |
45. I'm sorry am I supposed to care?
Tags: Sassy | Savage Comebacks |
46. Stay real. Stay loyal or stay away from me.
Tags: Selfish Friends | Selfishness | Stay Real | Loyal | Stay Away | Sassy |
47. Love your haters, they’re your biggest fans.
Tags: Haters | Hate | Big Fan | Sassy | Instagram captions for Girls |
48. I may love to shop, but I am not buying your Bullshit.
Tags: Bullshit | Shopping | Liar | Sassy | Sarcasm |
49. You're fluent in lies, excuses and B.S.
Tags: Bullshit | Liar | Excuses | Sassy | Sarcasm |
50. You might fool hundreds of people into believing you are something you're not, but I will always be that one person who figured you out and knows who you really are under all that bullshit!
Tags: Fool | Liar | Hypocrisy | Figuring It Out | Bullshit | You | Sassy | Blunt |
51. I'm sorry what language are you speaking?
It sounds like bullshit.
Tags: Bullshit | Language Barrier | Speak | Liar | Sassy | Sarcasm |
52. Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure you
Tags: Truth | Dislike | Upset | Sassy | Intentional | Arguments | Confrontation | Bullshit | Realization | Wrong | Unique and Rare |
53. I wonder if you can taste the bullsh*t that's coming out of your mouth.
Tags: Bullshit | Taste | Savage Comebacks | Sassy | Sarcasm |
54. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
Tags: Brain | Sassy | Common Sense | Generation Gap |
55. My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
Tags: Savage Comebacks | Sassy | Rude | Intelligence |
56. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
Tags: Savage Comebacks | Makeup | Beauty | Ugly | Mean | Rude | Sassy | Funny Life |
57. Did you just fall?
No, I was checking if gravity still works.
Tags: Sarcastic | Sarcasm | Joke | Savage Comebacks | Sassy |
58. Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.
Tags: Loser | Lost | Failure | Winner | Sassy | Funny Motivational |
59. An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?”
The student replied, “It is obviously past.”
Tags: Funny | Sassy | Question | Lame Questions Answers |
60. If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ
Tags: Funny | Sassy | Savage Comebacks | Kill | Suicide | Ego | Dumbness |
61. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She hugged me.
Tags: Funny Wife | Hug | Sassy | Wife |
62. Wife: I have changed my mind.
Husband: Does the new one work?
Tags: Funny Wife | Savage Comebacks | Sarcastic | Conversation | Question | Sassy | Burn |
63. You're gonna catch a cold from the Ice inside your soul.
Tags: Cold As Ice | Sassy | Cold Hearted |
64. She was so cold, she probably farted Ice cubes.
Tags: Cold As Ice | Sassy | Cold Hearted | Ice Puns | Fart |
65. Even if I didn't have standards, you will still be below my standards.
Tags: Standards | Savage Comebacks | Sassy | Slang | Kick Rocks |
66. I am fire.
If you want something salty and sweet, with no opinion, I am not the woman for you.
I spit flames, often.
Tags: Beautiful But Deadly | Sassy | Girl Power | Fire | Opinion |
67. Today, you’re as helpful as the ‘g’ in lasagne.
Tags: Lazy Coworker | Lasagne | Help | Lazy | Sassy | Grammar | Funny |
68. I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
Tags: Funny Birthday Wishes | Birthday Wishes For Brother | Birthday Wishes For Sister | Birthday Wishes | Old Age | Sassy | Turning 30 | Turning 40 | Light |
69. Life is easier when you mind your own business.
Let every man mind his own business.
Tags: Mind Your Own Business | Life Is Easy | Sassy |
70. There’s no business like staying the hell out of my business, so please stay out.
Tags: Mind Your Own Business | Sassy |
71. Just mind your own business. If you mind your business, then you won`t be mindin` mine.
Tags: Mind Your Own Business | Sassy |
72. Your mouth ...
Close that thing.
Tags: Mind Your Own Business | Sassy | Savage Comebacks | Shut Up |
73. You seem to be having a hell of a grasp on the situation considering none of it is any of your business.
Tags: Mind Your Own Business | Sassy | Consideration |
74. It's never too late to shut up and mind your own business.
Tags: Mind Your Own Business | Shut Up | Sassy |
75. Nothing will bring you greater peace than minding your own business.
Tags: Mind Your Own Business | Peace | Sassy |
76. If people think Barbie is fake, wait until they meet you.
Tags: Mind Your Own Business | Fake Friendship | Fake Love | Fake Happy | Reality | Savage Comebacks | Sassy |
77. Your existence gives me a headache.
Go stand over there.
Tags: Mind Your Own Business | Sassy | Savage Comebacks |
78. Have you ever just looked at someone, and automatically felt annoyed?
Tags: Annoyingly Funny | Nosey | Sassy |
79. The best thing you can do right now is to mind your own business.
Tags: Mind Your Own Business | Sassy |
80. Oh I didn't tell you?
Must have been none of your business.
Tags: Mind Your Own Business | Sassy |
81. I like my candles,
just like i like my people
Non-toxic
Tags: Good Vibes | Candle | Toxic People | Sassy |
82. Life is too short to always be serious at all times. So, if you cannot laugh at yourself, then give me a call. I will laugh at you!
Tags: Good Vibes | Funny Motivational | Sassy | Laugh At Yourself | Laugh | Instagram captions for Girls | Funny Instagram Captions |