Sad But Funny Quotes
1. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
2. I don't understand why my friends ask me for relationship advice. If I was already married, I wouldn't be sleeping next to my unfolded laundry.
3. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
4. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
5. Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
6. I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you would want me then.
7. Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally.