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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - My friend said he was sick of my Russia puns So ve it.

1. My friend said he was sick of my Russia puns

So ve it.


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - There were no mines in Soviet Russia They were called ours

2. There were no mines in Soviet Russia

They were called ours


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections Crimea river

3. To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections

Crimea river


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin.

4. Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?

They were Stalin.


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - They don't watch Netflix in Russia Because they have Njetflix.

5. They don't watch Netflix in Russia
Because they have Njetflix.


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - What do you call a vegetable grown in Russia? A soviet onion

6. What do you call a vegetable grown in Russia?

A soviet onion


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - Where do you get coffee in Russia? Tsarbucks.

7. Where do you get coffee in Russia?


Tsarbucks.


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - Russia is launching a new streaming service. They're calling it Nyetflix

8. Russia is launching a new streaming service.

They're calling it Nyetflix


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - Why do Russia not grow any cotton? Because they already have Lenin.

9. Why do Russia not grow any cotton?

Because they already have Lenin.


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - I dont understand why people say that the US is obsessed with Russia. Clearly it's Canada t

10. I dont understand why people say that the US is obsessed with Russia.

Clearly it's Canada that has a thing for poutine.


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - Next time you're in Russia. Putin a good word for me, will ya.

11. Next time you're in Russia.
Putin a good word for me, will ya.


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - Russia managed to win the first match of the World Cup after Putin a lot of effort.

12. Russia managed to win the first match of the World Cup after Putin a lot of effort.


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - What is the name of Russia's most famous pop star of all time? Lady Gagarin.

13. What is the name of Russia's most famous pop star of all time?

Lady Gagarin.


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - Why did he NSA whistleblower regret moving to Russia? He was always snowed in

14. Why did he NSA whistleblower regret moving to Russia?

He was always snowed in


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Russian Puns & Russian Jokes - In America, drug is the enemy. In Russia, drug is your friend. Explanation: the Russian wor

15. In America, drug is the enemy. In Russia, drug is your friend.

Explanation: the Russian word друг (drug, pronounced drook or droog) means male friend.


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