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Running Puns That Are Actually Funny - What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.

1. What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.


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Running Puns That Are Actually Funny - Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race? Because lettuce is always a head, a

2. Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?

Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!


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Running Puns That Are Actually Funny - What do you get when you run behind a car? Exhausted!

3. What do you get when you run behind a car?

Exhausted!


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Running Puns That Are Actually Funny - If ten zombies run after you, what time is it? Ten after one.

4. If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?

Ten after one.


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Running Puns That Are Actually Funny - Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz

5. Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup.


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Running Puns That Are Actually Funny - What do runners do when they forget something? They jog their memory!

6. What do runners do when they forget something?

They jog their memory!


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Running Puns That Are Actually Funny - Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail? For res

7. Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?

For resisting a rest.


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Running Puns That Are Actually Funny - Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut!

8. Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut!


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Running Puns That Are Actually Funny - What it is it called if you refuse to go running today? Resistance Training!

9. What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?

Resistance Training!


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Running Puns That Are Actually Funny - What country do marathoners retire to? Iran.

10. What country do marathoners retire to?

Iran.


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