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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - Do you think women should have equal rights in the workplace? Yes! Well ain't t

1. Do you think women should have equal rights in the workplace?

Yes!

Well ain't there a problem there that if they are getting em there then they'll start asking them at home?

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - Is it 'cos I is black?

2. Is it 'cos I is black?

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you bel

3. With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mamm

4. I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bion

5. What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken McNuggets.

6. One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken McNuggets.

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: anim

7. So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side.

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - Why does you choose dogs to decide where the bombs is? Why don't you choose a more

8. Why does you choose dogs to decide where the bombs is?

Why don't you choose a more intelligent animal like a dolphin?

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - ATF Officer: We use dogs because they have a great sense of smell. Ali G: So why d

9. ATF Officer: We use dogs because they have a great sense of smell.

Ali G: So why does they stick their nose so close to each other buttick?

ATF: Dogs give other dogs sense to tell whats going on so they smell each other.

Ali G: I once smelled a dogs arse and it was terrible. Why does they do it?

Ali G: When dog find a bomb, how long does it take for it to diffuse it?

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - Ali G: So can these dogs smell drugs? ATF Officer: No Ali G: Thank God.

10. Ali G: So can these dogs smell drugs?

ATF Officer: No

Ali G: Thank God.

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - David Carlton : [to Ali] Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?

11. David Carlton : [to Ali] Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?

Ali G : What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks.

David Carlton : That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?

Ali G : Yes.

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - Talk to the hand, 'cos the face ain't listening.

12. Talk to the hand, 'cos the face ain't listening.

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belg

13. If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole.

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - “What does the G stand for? Two tings… Judge… and Jury…”

14. “What does the G stand for?

Two tings… Judge… and Jury…”

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - “Ain’t dat a bit racialist?”

15. “Ain’t dat a bit racialist?”

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - Ali : Why did they ban The Chocolate Orange? James : Clockwork Orange. Ali : Wh

16. Ali : Why did they ban The Chocolate Orange?

James : Clockwork Orange.

Ali : Whatever.

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - Africa ain’t just a country that gave us Bob Marley

17. Africa ain’t just a country that gave us Bob Marley

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - Now check the state of family today. Girls are having sex at younger ages, there's

18. Now check the state of family today.

Girls are having sex at younger ages, there's an increase in absentee fathers, and more n more people is havin affairs. But we shouldn't just concentrate on the good things.

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - To Lynette Burrows, Author of "Fight for the Family". Ali G: So at what age you th

19. To Lynette Burrows, Author of "Fight for the Family".

Ali G: So at what age you think you should start beating your kids?

Lynette: Absolutely, i mean when you think about it, a child learns from a small amount of pain.

Ali G: Do you think its right for to get a wet towel and flick their butt with it.

- Ali G


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of reta

20. The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

- Christy Leigh Stewart


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You a

21. If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not. You are about as original as all those other witless twits "writing" the one millionth shitty Fifty Shades clone. Or maybe you're trying to show your 2000 fake Facebook "friends" that you are an empowered feminist who will not stand for sexist terminology. But you're not showing people that you are fighting the good fight, you're showing people that you are a sheep, who's trying just a little too hard to ride the current wave of idiotic political correctness. The word "author" is no more gender-discrimination than the word "person." Do you call yourself a personess? No, of course not, because then you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says, "Hello, I'm a retard.”

- Oliver Markus


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - I’ve noticed that you are retarded

22. I’ve noticed that you are retarded


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money.

23. I was meant to be rich. I can tell by the way I spend money.


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24. I’ve had tons of bullies who would call me retarded, even on my Facebook page. It’s sad and it really hurts. I want to tell people not to use the word. Don’t say your friend’s retarded when they do something foolish. If you have a disability, keep working hard. Whatever it takes, do it, and don’t be mean to people.

- Lauren Potter


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

25. Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years

26. I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.


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Retarded Stupid Crazy Dumb Quotes🤪 - To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you

27. To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.


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