Quotes That Will Make You Cry Quotes
You have been tricked! These Quotes will make you laugh because there is no reason in the world where you have to force yourself to Cry. Stop looking for reasons to Cry and enjoy these fun Quotes that will make you laugh/smile.
1. My life feels like a test, for which I skipped studying.
2. I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.
3. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
4. I hold my wife's hand when we go out. She thinks I'm being romantic. But really it's to stop her running off to do shopping.
5. Meethi Meethi Yaadon Ko Palkon Pe Saja Lena
Saath Guzre Lamhon Ko Dil Mein Basa Lena
Main To Barason Ka Pyasa Hoon Faraaz
Bijli Aa Jaaye To Yaad Se Motar Chala Dena
मीठी मीठी यादों को पलकों पे सजा लेना,
साथ गुज़रे लम्हों को दिल में बसा लेना,
मैं तो बरसों का प्यासा हूँ, 'फराज़',
बिजली आ जाये तो याद से मोटर चला देना।
6. The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
7. Worst thing instagram did was romanticize salah -
"I want someone who will wake me up for Fajr".
How about you marry an alarm clock you lazy cow
8. How can a living man be a person who has nothing to lose?
This is very absurd!
Even a dead man has something to lose: His coffin!
9. I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.
Going in your backyard/frontyard with a blanket on your head since you're too lazy to put your hijab on
11. There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
12. I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat.
Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.
13. What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it
- Ali G
14. Hephaestus: Sorry mom, called you by accident
Hera: No worries. Had you on accident
15. I won't be impressed with technology until I can download Chocolate.
16. That Hijab bun...
is tooo damn high!
17. When Zawjati says you can't have a second wife:
"Don't tempt me to make you shaheed tonight. I am 4 wives in one."
18. If you can handle my face at Fajr, I know it's true love.
19. I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
20. A: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
B: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
21. How I feel when there is no coffee?
22. I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
23. People: What's under your niqab?
Me: My face. What's under your makeup?
24. Don’t be ashamed of who you are.
That’s your parent’s job.
25. I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan
Whole Muslim Ummah: HAHAHAHAHA
Even fried things: HAHAHAHAHA
26. Allison: why would you give a knife to a child?
Diego: Claire felt unsafe
Allison: now i feel unsafe
Diego: I'm sorry
Diego: ... would you like a knife
27. A: So what do you have planned for the future?
A: No, like long term.
B: Oh...um, dinner?
28. Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.
29. Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it.
Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
30. There is no sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food.
Is it Meat you are looking for?
32. Aye Gulaab Apni Khushbu Ko
Mere Doston Par Nichaawar Kar De
Yeh Sardi Ke Mausam Mein
Aksar Nahaya Nahi Karte
ए गुलाब अपनी खुशबू को
मेरे दोस्तों पर न्योछावर कर दे,
यह सर्दी के मौसम में
अक्सर नहाया नहीं करते।
33. Wo Tumhen DP Dikhaakar Gumraah Karegi
Magar Tum Aadhaar Card Par Ade Rahana
34. I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.
35. A: [B], we tried things your way.
B: No, we didn't.
A: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
36. I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
37. Dekha Hai Tumhare Aage
Sharma Ke Phoolon Ko Murjhaate
Aye Jahan Ko Ghayal Karne Waale
Tum Deodorant Kyun Nahi Lagaate
देखा है तुम्हारे आगे,
शर्मा के फूलों को मुरझाते,
ए जहाँ को घायल करने वाले
तुम डिओडोरेंट क्यों नहीं लगाते।
38. Love is blind, it is the marriage that's the eye-opener.
39. Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
40. Your hair is 90% of your selfie.
41. ab ke phir eid card mein usne
lafz ik be-dhyaan likha hai
phir meri Eid kirkiri kar di
phir mujhe bhai jaan likha hai
42. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
43. I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.
- Ali G
44. Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.
45. jinke ghar sheeshey ke hote hain
wo kahin bhi baith kar daadi bana leta hai
46. Mini cupcakes?
As in the mini version of regular cupcakes?
Which is already a mini version of cake?
Honestly, where does it end with you people?????
47. A: Between C, D, E, and F -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
B: No one! They are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
B: Yeah, but I don't know why.
48. Hijabi Problems:
When you yawn and your hijab pin pops open!
49. Post-Iftar Pregnancy
50. Me: *buys black scarf*
Family: "You already have a hundred other black scarfs"
Me: "but feel the material on this one, the texture is different"
51. I can only please one person a day.
Today isn’t your day.
Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
52. Just fight all your natural instincts and you will be great.
53. Falling in love is a secret ambition, finding true love is the greatest tension, So follow the oldest tradition, And marry your parent's decision.
Hey do you speak Islam?
Yeah I speak Islam. I'm from Muslimstan, and i follow the shawarma law.
55. She: How was my cooking?
Me: Mashallah your cooking is so bad even shaytan will remind me to say Bismillah so he doesn't have to eat it with me.
56. jinko hum chuntey hain wahi humko dhunntey hain
biwi ho ya neta donon kahan sunte hain
जिनको हम चुनते हैं, वो ही हमें धुनते हैं,
चाहे बीवी हो या नेता, दोनों कहाँ सुनते हैं!!
57. What religion I follow? It is called none-of-your-business.
58. I'm trying to figure out if I love art enough to be poor.
59. With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?
- Ali G
60. A: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
B: And you came to me?
61. *Muslim Parties*
Yo let's tell jinn stories.
62. When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta… No one says I’m fantastic.
63. Jab Koyi Zindagi Mein Bahut Khaas Ban Jaye
Uske Baare Mein Sochna Hi Uska Ehsaas Ban Jaye
To Maang Lena Khuda Se Usey Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye
Issey Pehle Ke Uski Maa Kisi Aur Ki Saas Ban Jaye
जब कोई ज़िन्दगी में बहुत ख़ास बन जाए,
उसके बारे में सोचना ही उसका एहसास बन जाए,
तो मांग लेना खुदा से उसे जिंदगी भर के लिए,
इस से पहले की उसकी माँ किसी और की सास बन जाए।