Lockdown/Quarantine Quotes
Here are some quotes on Quarantine and lockdowns that we all faced in the year of 2020 due to Coronavirus.
Quarantine Quotes
1. Corona Virus for Dummies
-Kate got infected yesterday, but she won't know until 14 days later.
-Kate thinks she's healthy but is infecting almost 10 people everyday.
-These 10 people think they are ok, they travel, go out and infect 100 people.
-These 100 people think they are healthy, and keep going out infecting 1000 people.
-At any time, no one knows who is infected and who can infect you.
Do you understand why it is important to stay at home. Be responsible. Stay in Quarantine.
Tags: Corona Virus | Virus | Quarantine | Health | Infection | Death | Responsibility | Pandemic |
2. If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine, you probably should've been seeing doctor long before COVID-19
Tags: Quarantine | Corona Virus | Toilet | Doctor | Paper |
3. Due to social distancing Guidelines, I will no longer be shaking hands or hugging.
You may kneel or bow (from a safe distance). You are welcome.
Tags: Social Distancing | Corona Virus | Quarantine |
4. Husband: One nice thing about the quarantine is we haven't been out spending money.
Wife: (clicks Add to Cart) So nice.
Tags: Quarantine | Corona Virus | Marriage Story |
5. in an unsettling reversal of roles, I am stopping my parents from going out
Tags: Quarantine | Corona Virus |
6. The longer this goes on, the harder it's going to be to return to a society where pants are required.
Tags: Social Distancing | Corona Virus | Quarantine |
7. Sleeping alone seemed unnatural to me, and pitiful, something done in hospitals or when you're contagious.
Tags: Sleeping Alone | Sleep | Pity | Hospital | Quarantine | Social Distancing | Corona Virus | Insomnia | Loneliness | Good Habit |
8. 2020, you're toast.
Tags: Funny New Year | Quarantine | Corona Virus |