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Best Puns that are silly, funny, and irritating. The punniest collection of Puns is here. This is the main page of PUNS and we have specific categories of puns as well, listed below.
ANIMAL PUNS
Cat puns
Dog puns
Cow puns
Sheep Puns
Chicken puns
Lion puns
Frog Puns
Mouse puns and Mice Jokes
Pig puns
Koala Puns
Wolf puns
Bug puns
Bat Puns
Bird Puns
Fish Puns
Food Related Puns like:
Egg Puns
Bread puns
Breakfast puns
Butter puns
Cake puns
Chocolate puns
Banana puns
Corn puns
Coffee puns
Tea Puns
Donut Puns
Soda Puns
Bean puns
Hot dog puns
Pasta Puns
Family related puns:
Brother Puns
Sister Puns
Other categories of Puns:
Cute puns
Angry puns
Running puns
Car & Driving puns
Rain puns
Time puns
Dance puns
Card puns
Music puns
Movie puns
Airplane puns
Clock puns
Russian puns
Military puns
City Puns
Nature Related Puns:
Garden Puns
Tree puns
Sun Puns
Fire puns
Water puns
Ice puns
Beach Puns
Chemistry puns
Body Parts Puns:
Brain puns
Eye puns
Puns Quotes
1. Q: What’s a flea’s favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.
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2. I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones Argon.
Tags: Chemistry Puns | Chemical | Puns |
3. RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Tags: Water Puns | Puns |
4. I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
Tags: Fire Puns | Puns | Wild |
5. I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
Tags: Puns | Breakfast Puns |
6. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Tags: Animal Puns | Banana Puns | Puns | Poor Joke | Time Puns |
7. My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
8. I have a fear of speed bumps
But i am slowly getting over it
Tags: Driving Puns | Puns | Slow |
9. My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
Tags: Water Puns | Puns | Poor Joke | Card Puns |
10. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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11. What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
Tags: Puns | Overweight |
12. What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
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13. I was very lonely so I bought some shares. – It’s nice to have a bit of company.
Tags: Puns | Loneliness |
14. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
– Because they lactose.
Tags: Cow Puns | Puns | Lame Questions Answers |
15. What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
Tags: Sister Puns | Puns |
16. Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
Tags: Sun Puns | Puns | Annoyingly Funny | Poor Joke |
17. I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Tags: Airplane Puns | Puns |
18. If trees could kill you, they wood.
19. So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
20. I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
Tags: Brain Puns | Puns |
21. If I’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
Tags: Puns | Lame Questions Answers |
22. Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Tags: Soda Puns | Puns | Beach Puns | Swimming |
23. I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
24. What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
Tags: Funny Gardening | Tree Puns | Puns | Garden Puns |
25. Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
Because they were too corny.
Tags: Funny Gardening | Garden Puns | Puns |
26. What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming
Tags: Funny Gardening | Global Warming | Puns | Garden Puns |
27. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.
Tags: Funny Gardening | Brain Teaser Riddles | Brain Puns | Tree Puns | Puns | Garden Puns |
28. What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
Tags: Funny Gardening | Tree Puns | Puns | Garden Puns |
29. Thyme is of the essence.
Tags: Garden Puns | Puns | Funny Gardening |
30. Frog parking. All others will be toad.
Tags: Animal Puns | Puns | Frog Puns |
31. Why do cats always get their way
They are very purr-suasive!
32. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?
She was feline fine!
33. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
34. What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”
35. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse!
36. What do cats love to do in the morning?
Read the mewspaper!
37. Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
38. Why are cats great singers?
Because they’re very mewsical!
39. What should you say to your cat when you leave the house?
“Have a mice day!”
40. What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain!
41. What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
Hisss-tory!
42. What types of cats purr the best?
Purrr-sians!
43. Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
Just kitten!
44. How do you make a fashionable cat happy?
Give her a new purr coat and she’ll be feline good.
45. What do you call a cat that likes to read?
Litter-ate.
46. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A Fur-rari.
47. What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?
The purrpatrator.
48. What word do millennial cats overuse?
Litter-ally
49.
Funny Cat Puns For Your Pet
What was the cat’s favorite class in college?
Mew-sic
50. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
A cat-has-trophy
51. What is a cats favorite vegetable?
As-purr-agus.
52. What did the cat say before he went skydiving?
It’s meow or never
53. What do cats wear to sleep?
Paw-jamas
54. What’s a humans most important trait?
Their Purr-sonality
55. What was that cat’s favorite book?
The Great Catsby
56. Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa-Claws
57. What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
“You’ve got to be kitten me!”
58.
Cat Pun Names
Catman (Batman)
Colin Fur-real (Colin Farrell)
Jean-Clawed Van Damme (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
William Scratchner (William Shatner)
Meowley Cyrus (Miley Cyrus)
William Shakespurr (William Shakespeare)
 Colin Fur-real (Colin Farrel){kind=link}
59.
Cat Puns Word Play
Paw-sitive = Positive
Paws = Pause
Paw-lease = Please
Cat-titude = Attitude
Pro-cat-stination = Procrastination
Cat-astrophe = Catastrophe
Cathletic = Athletic
Caturday = Saturday
Mewment = Moment
Claw-some = Awesome
Feline = Feeling
Hiss-terical = Hysterical
Whispurr = Whisper
Purr-haps = Perhaps
Purr-ty = Pretty
60. The way this kitty snuggles is giving me a loving feline!
61. The litter box smelled claw-ful after not changing it for two weeks
62. Did your cat just eat my tuna sandwich?
Purr-haps. It’s a paw-sibility.
63. The hiss-tory of Ancient Egypt is littered with instances of cats being held in the highest esteem
64. Paw-don me, were you trying sweep the floor? Let me just scratch the broom to death instead, sir.
65. As our relationship grows, my cat has become fur-miliar with the fact that if he rubs up against my leg, he’s getting a treat.
66. The idea that men should have paw-er over cats is preposterous. Come feed me, human.
