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Best Puns that are silly, funny, and irritating. The punniest collection of Puns is here. This is the main page of PUNS and we have specific categories of puns as well, listed below.
Mouse puns and Mice Jokes
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Car & Driving puns
Nature Related Puns:
Body Parts Puns:
1. Q: What’s a flea’s favorite way to travel?
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2. I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones Argon.
3. RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
4. I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
5. I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
6. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
7. My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
8. I have a fear of speed bumps
But i am slowly getting over it
9. My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
10. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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11. What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
12. What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
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13. I was very lonely so I bought some shares. – It’s nice to have a bit of company.
14. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
– Because they lactose.
15. What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
16. Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
17. I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
18. If trees could kill you, they wood.
19. So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
20. I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
21. If I’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
22. Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
23. I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
24. What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
25. Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
Because they were too corny.
26. What do you call it when worms take over the world?
27. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.
28. What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
29. Thyme is of the essence.
30. Frog parking. All others will be toad.
31. Why do cats always get their way
They are very purr-suasive!
32. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?
She was feline fine!
33. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
34. What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”
35. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
36. What do cats love to do in the morning?
Read the mewspaper!
37. Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
38. Why are cats great singers?
Because they’re very mewsical!
39. What should you say to your cat when you leave the house?
“Have a mice day!”
40. What do you call a pile of kittens?
41. What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
42. What types of cats purr the best?
43. Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
44. How do you make a fashionable cat happy?
Give her a new purr coat and she’ll be feline good.
45. What do you call a cat that likes to read?
46. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
47. What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?
48. What word do millennial cats overuse?
Funny Cat Puns For Your Pet
What was the cat’s favorite class in college?
50. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
51. What is a cats favorite vegetable?
52. What did the cat say before he went skydiving?
It’s meow or never
53. What do cats wear to sleep?
54. What’s a humans most important trait?
55. What was that cat’s favorite book?
The Great Catsby
56. Who delivers presents to cats?
57. What did the cat say when the mouse got away?
“You’ve got to be kitten me!”
Cat Pun Names
Colin Fur-real (Colin Farrell)
Jean-Clawed Van Damme (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
William Scratchner (William Shatner)
Meowley Cyrus (Miley Cyrus)
William Shakespurr (William Shakespeare)
Cat Puns Word Play
Paw-sitive = Positive
Paws = Pause
Paw-lease = Please
Cat-titude = Attitude
Pro-cat-stination = Procrastination
Cat-astrophe = Catastrophe
Cathletic = Athletic
Caturday = Saturday
Mewment = Moment
Claw-some = Awesome
Feline = Feeling
Hiss-terical = Hysterical
Whispurr = Whisper
Purr-haps = Perhaps
Purr-ty = Pretty
60. The way this kitty snuggles is giving me a loving feline!
61. The litter box smelled claw-ful after not changing it for two weeks
62. Did your cat just eat my tuna sandwich?
Purr-haps. It’s a paw-sibility.
63. The hiss-tory of Ancient Egypt is littered with instances of cats being held in the highest esteem
64. Paw-don me, were you trying sweep the floor? Let me just scratch the broom to death instead, sir.
65. As our relationship grows, my cat has become fur-miliar with the fact that if he rubs up against my leg, he’s getting a treat.
66. The idea that men should have paw-er over cats is preposterous. Come feed me, human.