Best Puns that are silly, funny, and irritating. The punniest collection of Puns is here. This is the main page of PUNS and we have specific categories of puns as well, listed below.
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1. I love breakfast a WAFFLE lot.
2. Where do bananas buy their clothes?
3. What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
4. I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
5. The idea that men should have paw-er over cats is preposterous. Come feed me, human.
6. What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn’t produce milk?
This is udderly problematic!
7. I was wondering where the Sun had gone...
then it dawned on me...
8. I'm so Grapeful for you.
9. What word do millennial cats overuse?
10. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
11. An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
He was consumed by pride.
12. I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned...
13. Who’s a furry good kitty? Is it you? Yeah, I think it’s you!
14. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
15. What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
16. Where do cows eat lunch?
In the Calfeteria.
17. I Love You BERRY Much.
18. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
19. I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
20. Why did the banana go to the barbers?
Because it had split ends!
21. What did the farmer name his funniest cow?
The Laughing Stock.
22. A wolf walks into a taxi
the driver asks: "where wolf?"
23. What is a cats favorite vegetable?
24. How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
25. Where do toads put their hats and coats?
In the croakroom, of course.
26. She is the ripe one for you.
27. What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?
28. What do you call a beta wolf.
29. Find Inner Peas.
30. What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
31. BEES PLEASE!
32. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
33. My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
34. The hiss-tory of Ancient Egypt is littered with instances of cats being held in the highest esteem
35. I’m rooting for you!
36. What does a frog order in Mcdonald’s?
French flies and a diet croak.
37. What happened when the robot motorway had to be closed?
Everyone had to take the R2- Detour!
38. You’re bacon me crazy.
39. Cow: My grandfather was knight.
His name was Sir Loin.
40. What do you call a pile of kittens?
41. What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
42. What is a koala’s favorite pop singer?
Koala Rae Jepsen.
Her most popular song?
“Koala Me Maybe”.
43. Car puns are exhausting.
44. My lion impression went down well. A roaring success.
45. Q: What’s a lion’s favorite soccer player?
A: Lion-el Messi
46. What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
47. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad!
48. Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
49. As our relationship grows, my cat has become fur-miliar with the fact that if he rubs up against my leg, he’s getting a treat.
50. Oh Kale Yeah!
51. Frog parking. All others will be toad.
52. What did the egg say after someone bumped into her?
53. What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
54. What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
55. When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
56. These banana puns are making me peel unwell.
57. Q: What made the banana such a smoothie ?
58. Where are koalas taken when they die?
To an ancient bearial site.
59. What happens when a lion roars 3 times?
60. What do you call an ant that won't go away?
61. Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: ‘Let us prey.’
62. What do chickens study in school?
63. What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”
64. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?
She was feline fine!
65. If Apple made a car, would it have windows?
66. I've done things.
67. Say Aloe to my little friend.
68. What do frogs drink?