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Best Puns that are silly, funny, and irritating. The punniest collection of Puns is here. This is the main page of PUNS and we have specific categories of puns as well, listed below.

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Puns Quotes

The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - I love breakfast a WAFFLE lot.

1. I love breakfast a WAFFLE lot.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Where do bananas buy their clothes? Banana Republic.

2. Where do bananas buy their clothes?
Banana Republic.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield!

3. What goes eek, eek, bang?

A mouse in a minefield!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.

4. I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - The idea that men should have paw-er over cats is preposterous. Come feed me, human.

5. The idea that men should have paw-er over cats is preposterous. Come feed me, human.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn’t produce milk? This is udderly problemat

6. What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn’t produce milk?

This is udderly problematic!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - I was wondering where the Sun had gone... then it dawned on me...

7. I was wondering where the Sun had gone...

then it dawned on me...


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - I'm so Grapeful for you.

8. I'm so Grapeful for you.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What word do millennial cats overuse? Litter-ally

9. What word do millennial cats overuse?
Litter-ally


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A Fur-rari.

10. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A Fur-rari.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than

11. An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.

He was consumed by pride.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives question

12. I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned...


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Who’s a furry good kitty? Is it you? Yeah, I think it’s you!

13. Who’s a furry good kitty? Is it you? Yeah, I think it’s you!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? Independant!

14. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

Independant!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.

15. What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Where do cows eat lunch? In the Calfeteria.

16. Where do cows eat lunch?

In the Calfeteria.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - I Love You BERRY Much.

17. I Love You BERRY Much.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hen-durance.

18. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?

Hen-durance.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.

19. I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Why did the banana go to the barbers? Because it had split ends!

20. Why did the banana go to the barbers?
Because it had split ends!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What did the farmer name his funniest cow? The Laughing Stock.

21. What did the farmer name his funniest cow?

The Laughing Stock.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - A wolf walks into a taxi the driver asks: "where wolf?"

22. A wolf walks into a taxi

the driver asks: "where wolf?"


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What is a cats favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.

23. What is a cats favorite vegetable?
As-purr-agus.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - How do pigs write top secret messages? With invisible oink!

24. How do pigs write top secret messages?

With invisible oink!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Where do toads put their hats and coats? In the croakroom, of course.

25. Where do toads put their hats and coats?

In the croakroom, of course.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - She is the ripe one for you.

26. She is the ripe one for you.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What did the frog dress up as on Halloween? A prince.

27. What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?

A prince.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What do you call a beta wolf. A sub-woofer.

28. What do you call a beta wolf.

A sub-woofer.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Find Inner Peas.

29. Find Inner Peas.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

30. What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - BEES PLEASE!

31. BEES PLEASE!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken? An egg-splosion.

32. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the lo

33. My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - The hiss-tory of Ancient Egypt is littered with instances of cats being held in the highes

34. The hiss-tory of Ancient Egypt is littered with instances of cats being held in the highest esteem


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - I’m rooting for you!

35. I’m rooting for you!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What does a frog order in Mcdonald’s? French flies and a diet croak.

36. What does a frog order in Mcdonald’s?

French flies and a diet croak.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What happened when the robot motorway had to be closed? Everyone had to take the R2- De

37. What happened when the robot motorway had to be closed?

Everyone had to take the R2- Detour!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - You’re bacon me crazy.

38. You’re bacon me crazy.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Cow: My grandfather was knight. His name was Sir Loin.

39. Cow: My grandfather was knight.

His name was Sir Loin.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain!

40. What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.

41. What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song?

42. What is a koala’s favorite pop singer?

Koala Rae Jepsen.

Her most popular song?

“Koala Me Maybe”.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Car puns are exhausting.

43. Car puns are exhausting.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - My lion impression went down well. A roaring success.

44. My lion impression went down well. A roaring success.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Q: What’s a lion’s favorite soccer player? A: Lion-el Messi

45. Q: What’s a lion’s favorite soccer player?

A: Lion-el Messi


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? Morse toad.

46. What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad!

47. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Why did the koala get fired from his job? Because he would only do the bear minimum.

48. Why did the koala get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the bear minimum.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - As our relationship grows, my cat has become fur-miliar with the fact that if he rubs up a

49. As our relationship grows, my cat has become fur-miliar with the fact that if he rubs up against my leg, he’s getting a treat.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Oh Kale Yeah!

50. Oh Kale Yeah!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Frog parking. All others will be toad.

51. Frog parking. All others will be toad.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What did the egg say after someone bumped into her? Egg-scuse me!

52. What did the egg say after someone bumped into her?

Egg-scuse me!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to? Hopera.

53. What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?

Hopera.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.

54. What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder. They would have

55. When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.

They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - These banana puns are making me peel unwell.

56. These banana puns are making me peel unwell.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Q: What made the banana such a smoothie ? A: Yogurt!

57. Q: What made the banana such a smoothie ?
A: Yogurt!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.

58. Where are koalas taken when they die?

To an ancient bearial site.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What happens when a lion roars 3 times? Movie starts

59. What happens when a lion roars 3 times?

Movie starts


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What do you call an ant that won't go away? Permanant

60. What do you call an ant that won't go away?

Permanant


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? A: ‘Le

61. Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?

A: ‘Let us prey.’


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What do chickens study in school? Eggonomics.

62. What do chickens study in school?

Eggonomics.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”

63. What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!

64. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?
She was feline fine!


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

65. If Apple made a car, would it have windows?


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - I've done things. Waffle things.

66. I've done things.
Waffle things.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - Say Aloe to my little friend.

67. Say Aloe to my little friend.


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The Punniest Puns | Pun Intended - What do frogs drink? Croak-a-cola.

68. What do frogs drink?

Croak-a-cola.