Poor Joke Quotes
1. That's what she said.
2. It takes an advanced sense of humor.
I don't expect everybody to understand.
3. No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.
4. Passive-aggressive or covert bullying: Difficult to notice. A passive-aggressive or covert bully, however, behaves appropriately on the surface, but takes you down with subtlety.
Examples of passive-aggressive and covert bullying include negative gossip, negative joking at someone’s expense, sarcasm, condescending eye contact, facial expression or gestures, mimicking to ridicule, deliberately causing embarrassment and insecurity, the invisible treatment, social exclusion, professional isolation, and deliberately sabotaging someone’s well-being, happiness, and success.
Tags: Passive Aggressive | Bully | Adult Bully | Social Behavior | Subtle | Gossip | Poor Joke | When Someone Puts You Down | Looking Down | Shame | Embarassment | Insecurities | Treating Badly | Mental Wellness | Happiness | Success |
5. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor
6. Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?”
– The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
7. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
8. My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
9. Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
10. Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the water.So,what is the first thing he will do?
Answer- Get wet!!
11. Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a scooter,on the way she meets a elephant who asks her to give him a lift,she tells him to sit at the back.
While they were travelling, they meet another elephant asking for a lift, but the ant refuses, why???
Answer:Traffic rules say,three people not allowed on 1 scooter.
12. Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why?
Because it was a ladies bus
13. Is insect spray good for wasps?
No, it kills them.
14. My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.