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1. That's what she said.

- Michael Scott


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2. It takes an advanced sense of humor.

I don't expect everybody to understand.

- Michael Scott


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3. No, Iโ€™m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you donโ€™t tell them.

- Michael Scott


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4. Passive-aggressive or covert bullying: Difficult to notice. A passive-aggressive or covert bully, however, behaves appropriately on the surface, but takes you down with subtlety.

Examples of passive-aggressive and covert bullying include negative gossip, negative joking at someoneโ€™s expense, sarcasm, condescending eye contact, facial expression or gestures, mimicking to ridicule, deliberately causing embarrassment and insecurity, the invisible treatment, social exclusion, professional isolation, and deliberately sabotaging someoneโ€™s well-being, happiness, and success.

- Preston Ni


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5. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor


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6. Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, โ€œWhat kind of music do you like?โ€
โ€“ The other says, โ€œIโ€™m a big metal fan.โ€


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7. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. โ€“ I canโ€™t remember the last time I ate a monkey.


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8. My friend canโ€™t afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, โ€œGet well soon.โ€


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9. Why doesnโ€™t the Sun go to college? โ€“ Because it has a million degrees.


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10. Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the water.So,what is the first thing he will do?

Answer- Get wet!!


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11. Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a scooter,on the way she meets a elephant who asks her to give him a lift,she tells him to sit at the back.

While they were travelling, they meet another elephant asking for a lift, but the ant refuses, why???

Answer:Traffic rules say,three people not allowed on 1 scooter.


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12. Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why?

Because it was a ladies bus


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13. Is insect spray good for wasps?

No, it kills them.


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14. My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.


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15. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

Thatโ€™s just how I roll.


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