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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - Why did the three little pigs fall asleep every time Grandpa told stories? - Because

1. Why did the three little pigs fall asleep every time Grandpa told stories?

- Because he was a boar.


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork.

2. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic Pork.


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - What do piglets do after school? - Hamwork!

3. What do piglets do after school?

- Hamwork!


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - Don't go BACON my heart.

4. Don't go BACON my heart.


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - Hogs and Kisses

5. Hogs and Kisses


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh… What do you call a pig with three eyes?

6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh…

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.

What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you….


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - How do pigs write top secret messages? With invisible oink!

7. How do pigs write top secret messages?

With invisible oink!


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car? “Stop swining! We’re nearly there

8. What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?

β€œStop swining! We’re nearly there.”


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.

9. What do you call a Spanish pig?

Porque.


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging all the f

10. Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?

She was hogging all the food!


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - Missing You Pig Time.

11. Missing You

Pig Time.


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine.

12. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?

A porky-pine.


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road!

13. Why are pigs bad drivers?

They hog the road!


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games? The Olympigs

14. What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?

The Olympigs


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - A man goes to the cinema and is surprised to see a pig sitting in the seat next to him.

15. A man goes to the cinema and is surprised to see a pig sitting in the seat next to him. β€œWhat are you doing here?” he asked the pig. β€œWell, I enjoyed the book”.


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me. It was a HAMBUS

16. Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me. It was a HAMBUSH.


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Pig Puns 🐽 Bacon Puns and Jokes - What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work? Philanthropig

17. What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?

Philanthropig


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