Phlebotomy Quotes

These Phlebotomy Quotes are downright blunt, real, funny and bloody 🩸. Yes! We are Vampires disguised as humans, and we love to stick around. Enjoy these bloody Phlebotomy Quotes. Here we go!

Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - Phlebotomy Tip: Smile and talk to your patient. If you act confident and calm, you will help them f

1. Phlebotomy Tip:
Smile and talk to your patient. If you act confident and calm, you will help them feel at ease.


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - Swab. Poke. Draw. Phlebotomy Life.

2. Swab. Poke. Draw.
Phlebotomy Life.


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - I Stab people for a Living #phlebotomist

3. I Stab people for a Living
#phlebotomist


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - never underestimate a phlebotomist who survived 2020 coronavirus pandemic

4. never underestimate a phlebotomist who survived 2020 coronavirus pandemic


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - phlebotomists can't fix stupid, but we take stabs at it.

5. phlebotomists can't fix stupid, but we take stabs at it.


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - i used to work in a hospital, in a laboratory doing phlebotomy. I was a Vampire.

6. i used to work in a hospital, in a laboratory doing phlebotomy. I was a Vampire.

- John Edward


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - Trust me I'm a phlebotomist. I deal with pricks every day

7. Trust me I'm a phlebotomist. I deal with pricks every day


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - Vampire cleverly disguised as a phlebotomist

8. Vampire cleverly disguised as a phlebotomist


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - a single pint can save 3 lives. A single gesture can create a million smiles

9. a single pint can save 3 lives. A single gesture can create a million smiles


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - You know you are a Phlebotomist when you recognize their Median Antecubital Vein rather than their fa

10. You know you are a Phlebotomist when you recognize their Median Antecubital Vein rather than their face


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - Phlebotomists do all the bloody work.

11. Phlebotomists do all the bloody work.


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - marry a phlebotomist. they'll stick around.

12. marry a phlebotomist. they'll stick around.


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - COFFEE SCRUBS and RUBBER GLOVES

13. COFFEE
SCRUBS
and
RUBBER GLOVES


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - we get things Spun, Run and Done.

14. we get things Spun, Run and Done.


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - Don't mess with me. I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

15. Don't mess with me. I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - Blood cannot be manufactured. Donate Blood! Save Lives!

16. Blood cannot be manufactured.
Donate Blood!
Save Lives!


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - be nice to me. i might be your phlebotomist some day.

17. be nice to me. i might be your phlebotomist some day.


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - Starve a Vampire. Donate Blood!

18. Starve a Vampire.
Donate Blood!


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - Phlebotomist: It's a bloody job, but someone has to do it.

19. Phlebotomist:
It's a bloody job, but someone has to do it.


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a Super Cool Phlebotomist but here I am Killin' it

20. I never dreamed
I'd grow up to be a
Super Cool
Phlebotomist
but here I am
Killin' it


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - when other little girls wanted to be a ballerinas, i kind of wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

21. when other little girls wanted to be a ballerinas, i kind of wanted to be a VAMPIRE.


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - i was reminded that my blood type is Be Positive

22. i was reminded that my blood type is
Be Positive


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - Hey Phlebotomists Never give up. We always stick with it.

23. Hey Phlebotomists

Never give up. We always stick with it.


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - Vampire, Mosquito, Leech Call me whatever, I will still get your blood.

24. Vampire, Mosquito, Leech
Call me whatever, I will still get your blood.


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - i'm a phlebotomist disguised as a person

25. i'm a phlebotomist disguised as a person


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Phlebotomy Quotes💉 - DO NOT make me use my Phlebotomist voice.

26. DO NOT make me use my Phlebotomist voice.


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