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Who knew Stuart Little and Jerry could make us fall in love with a rodent? Mouse puns that are so MICE, let yourself re-imagine the mouse life in your life with these funny mouse puns and Jokes that will make you smile. Say Cheeeeeeese!


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1. What mouse was a Roman Emperor?

Julius Cheeser.


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2. Whats goes dot,dot,dot, SQUEAK!

Mouse Code!


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3. What kind of cheese do mice like?

Mouserella


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4. Spotted a mouse in the house. I took a photo, and although he didn’t say cheese, I could tell he was thinking it.


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5. A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d seen an angel.


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6. I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’t suit him.


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7. Which hotel do mice most often use?

The Stilton.


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8. A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says β€œwhat are you doing here?” The mouse says, β€œwell, I enjoyed the book”.


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9. If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, cheer yourself up by thinking that a mouse family now has a new flat screen TV.


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10. Which city do hamsters live in?

Hamsterdam.


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11. What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about?

Anonymouse.


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12. What goes eek, eek, bang?

A mouse in a minefield!


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13. What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?

A mouse-tache!


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14. How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean!


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15. What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.


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16. What is a mouse’s favorite game?

Hide and squeak!


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17. Why did the mouse stay inside?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.


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18. Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?

Mouse-tard.


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19. What kind of shoes do mice wear?

Squeakers.


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20. What did the boyfriend mouse say to his girlfriend 's mouse family?

Mice too meet you.


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21. What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!


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