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Who knew Stuart Little and Jerry could make us fall in love with a rodent? Mouse puns that are so MICE, let yourself re-imagine the mouse life in your life with these funny mouse puns and Jokes that will make you smile. Say Cheeeeeeese!


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - What mouse was a Roman Emperor? Julius Cheeser.

1. What mouse was a Roman Emperor?

Julius Cheeser.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - Whats goes dot,dot,dot, SQUEAK! Mouse Code!

2. Whats goes dot,dot,dot, SQUEAK!

Mouse Code!


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - What kind of cheese do mice like? Mouserella

3. What kind of cheese do mice like?

Mouserella


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - Spotted a mouse in the house. I took a photo, and although he didn’t say chees

4. Spotted a mouse in the house. I took a photo, and although he didn’t say cheese, I could tell he was thinking it.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d s

5. A baby mouse went home on Halloween after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d seen an angel.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’t suit him

6. I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’t suit him.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - Which hotel do mice most often use? The Stilton.

7. Which hotel do mice most often use?

The Stilton.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. H

8. A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says β€œwhat are you doing here?” The mouse says, β€œwell, I enjoyed the book”.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, cheer yourself up by thinking

9. If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, cheer yourself up by thinking that a mouse family now has a new flat screen TV.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - Which city do hamsters live in? Hamsterdam.

10. Which city do hamsters live in?

Hamsterdam.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about? Anonymouse.

11. What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about?

Anonymouse.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield!

12. What goes eek, eek, bang?

A mouse in a minefield!


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!

13. What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?

A mouse-tache!


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Squeaky clean!

14. How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean!


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk? A computer

15. What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - What is a mouse’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!

16. What is a mouse’s favorite game?

Hide and squeak!


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.

17. Why did the mouse stay inside?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite? Mouse-tard.

18. Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?

Mouse-tard.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.

19. What kind of shoes do mice wear?

Squeakers.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - What did the boyfriend mouse say to his girlfriend 's mouse family? Mice to

20. What did the boyfriend mouse say to his girlfriend 's mouse family?

Mice too meet you.


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Mouse Puns 🐁 Mice Jokes 🐁 Rat Quotes - What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!

21. What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!


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