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1. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.

- Dwight Schrute


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2. Halal....

Is it Meat you are looking for?


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3. Meaning of Halal

denoting or relating to meat prepared as prescribed by Muslim law.


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4. Halal is not just what we eat, but also what we wear and what we love.


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5. an-Nafs al-ammarah is cattle-like nafs. How does a Goat, Sheep, Cow or a Buffalo attain Happiness? The major characteristics that define the satisfaction of these types of Animals are Eating, Drinking, Sleeping, Breathing and Copulation.

If my cattle-like Nafs is the only focus in my life, I would find more sophisticated means to eat, drink, sleep and copulate.

- Mokhtar Maghraoui


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6. Nice to MEAT you.


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7. Becoming a vegetarian is a Huge Missed Steak.


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8. Why did the farmer stop telling cow puns?
Because he butchered every joke.


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9. Why was the cow so afraid of messing up?

Because the steaks were high.


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10. Why did the cow start a fight with his buddy?

There was real beef between them!


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11. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.


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12. Cow: My grandfather was knight.

His name was Sir Loin.


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13. How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.


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14. What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?

A corn-ivore!


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15. So, we meat again.


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