Marriage Story Quotes
1. Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, divorce lawyers see good people at their worst.
2. Men are the best cooks. Because with 2 Eggs, 1 Sausage & a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for 9 months.
3. Husband: One nice thing about the quarantine is we haven't been out spending money.
Wife: (clicks Add to Cart) So nice.
4. One day, when I wake up at 3am, unable to sleep, I will look next to me and you will be there - sleeping peacefully beside me. And suddenly, the world won't seem so lonely.
5. Why did you choose to live with your dad, my son? Don't you love me?
Son: I love you Mom. But I know that he will need me more.
6. My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.