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Lion Puns Quotes

1. What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?

"I o n"


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2. What did the giraffe say before being attacked by a lion?

Easy tiger!


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3. What happens when a lion roars 3 times?

Movie starts


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4. An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.

He was consumed by pride.


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5. What do you call a baby lion on lettuce?

Cub Salad.


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6. What would’ve been a better name for the lion instead of King of the Jungle?‬

Emperoar


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7. Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a lion or a bear?

Between the two, I’d take the ladder.


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8. What do call a lion that always lies?

A lion lion


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9. Why did the lion win the big race?

He was a cheetah


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10. The lion is the most popular animal at the zoo

It’s the mane attraction


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11. You’re so sweet… and I ain’t lion!


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12. Q: How does a lion greet other animals?

A: I’m pleased to eat you.


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13. Q: Is it better to have a tiger eat you or a lion?

A: It’s a no brainer – it’s way better to have the tiger eat the lion (and not you).


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14. Q: Where does a lion sleep?

A: Anywhere he wants to!


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15. Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?

A: β€˜Let us prey.’


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16. Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat?

A: Because they don’t know how to cook.


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17. Q: What do you call a lion who’s a superstar singer?

A: Kitty Perry.


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18. Q: What’s a lion’s favorite soccer player?

A: Lion-el Messi


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19. My lion impression went down well. A roaring success.


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20. I would tell you about my dream involving a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe, but it’s Narnia business.


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21. A lion goes into a restaurant and orders a steak. The waiter asks how he would like it. The lion replies, β€œRAW!”


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22. A neighbour told me he spotted a lion recently. I told him that if it was spotted, it was more likely a leopard…


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23. I called the nature preserve.

The Lion was busy.


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24. Don't listen to this guy...
He is lion.


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25. I ain't lion when I say I Love You.


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26. I'm not Lion

You're the cutest.


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27. I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo


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