1. I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
2. I work hard all day. I like knowing that there’s going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.
3. We have a gym at home. It’s called the bedroom.
4. Victory will not lead us to arrogance or laziness. We prefer to win one heart rather than a thousand castles. Our goal will be to bring humanity together.
5. If I won the award for Laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
6. You were born a winner. You were the fastest sperm.