11 Lame Quotes with Images ๐ธ๐ผ๏ธ
Lame Quotes
1. When I drink alcoholโฆ Everyone says Iโm alcoholic. Butโฆ When I drink Fantaโฆ No one says Iโm fantastic.


Tags: Lame | Funny | Quotes that will make you cry |
2. How I feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.


Tags: Coffee | Lame | Funny | Quotes that will make you cry |
3. This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.
This was terrible with raisins in it


Tags: Funny | Lame | Quotes that will make you cry |
4. It sounded less lame in my head.


Tags: Lame |
5. What if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots?
Cellfies.


Tags: Funny Jail | Lame | Lame Questions Answers | What If |
6. Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.


Tags: Retarded | Lame | Stupid |

7. What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside?
Make another hole to drain the water.


Tags: Lame Questions Answers | Lame |
8. Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why?
Because it was a ladies bus


Tags: Poor Joke | Elephant Jokes | Lame |
9. My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.


Tags: Funny New Year | Lame | Poor Joke |
10. Iโm gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.


Tags: Funny New Year | Lame |
11. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
Thatโs just how I roll.


Tags: Knee Replacement Surgery Jokes | Funny | Lame | Weird | Poor Joke | Puns |