1. When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta… No one says I’m fantastic.
2. How I feel when there is no coffee?
3. This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.
This was terrible with raisins in it
4. It sounded less lame in my head.
Tags: Lame |
5. What if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots?
6. Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
7. What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside?
Make another hole to drain the water.
8. Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why?
Because it was a ladies bus
9. My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.
10. I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
11. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That’s just how I roll.