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1. When I drink alcoholโ€ฆ Everyone says Iโ€™m alcoholic. Butโ€ฆ When I drink Fantaโ€ฆ No one says Iโ€™m fantastic.


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2. How I feel when there is no coffee?

Depresso.


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3. This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.

This was terrible with raisins in it

- Dorothy Parker


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4. It sounded less lame in my head.


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5. What if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots?
Cellfies.


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6. Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.


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7. What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside?

Make another hole to drain the water.


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8. Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why?

Because it was a ladies bus


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9. My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.


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10. Iโ€™m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.


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11. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

Thatโ€™s just how I roll.


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