11 Lame Quotes with Images 📸🖼️

Lame Quotes

1. When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta… No one says I’m fantastic.

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2. How I feel when there is no coffee?

Depresso.

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3. This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.

This was terrible with raisins in it

- Dorothy Parker

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4. It sounded less lame in my head.

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5. What if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots?
Cellfies.

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Tags: Funny Jail   |    Lame   |    Lame Questions Answers   |    What If   |   

6. Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

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Tags: Retarded   |    Lame   |    Stupid   |   

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7. What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside?

Make another hole to drain the water.

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8. Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why?

Because it was a ladies bus

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Tags: Poor Joke   |    Elephant Jokes   |    Lame   |   

9. My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.

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Tags: Funny New Year   |    Lame   |    Poor Joke   |   

10. I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.

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Tags: Funny New Year   |    Lame   |   

11. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

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Tags: Knee Replacement Surgery Jokes   |    Funny   |    Lame   |    Weird   |    Poor Joke   |    Puns   |