1. As long as we follow Allah’s path, nobody can bring us to our knees.
2. That pain in my knee means rain is coming.
And that pain in my neck means relatives are coming.
3. As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”
I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”