10 Ketchup Quotes with Images 📸🖼️
1. Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
Tags: Running Puns | Garden Puns | Ketchup |
2. Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup.
Tags: Running Puns | Ketchup |
3. I accidentally squirted ketchup in my eye
I now have Heinzsight
4. I put Ketchup on my Ketchup.
5. I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.
Tags: Ketchup | Ketchup | Humility | Stay Real |
6. Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.
7. Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries are amazing on their own, but combined with ketchup they are a force. Spend time with people who bring out your true flavors, but don't overpower you.
Tags: Ketchup | Funny Motivational | Inspirational |
8. You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
9. There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.
Tags: Ketchup | Job | Anxiety | Beginning | Feeling Left Out |
10. I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. It used to be sushi, but these days I cannot stop eating mac and cheese. I haven't had it from a box in a long time, but I'll make it homemade style with four types of cheeses, lots of milk, maybe a little ketchup. I don't know, I'm crazy like that.