1. I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.
2. If karma doesn’t give you what you deserve, I certainly will.
3. Dear Karma, I’ve got a list of people you have missed.
4. Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy for that shit.
I’m gonna just sit here and watch from the front seat when karma hits you.
5. The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose.