1. I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.
2. If karma doesn’t give you what you deserve, I certainly will.
3. Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy for that shit.
I’m gonna just sit here and watch from the front seat when karma hits you.
4. Dear Karma, I’ve got a list of people you have missed.
5. The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose.
6. If someone is willing to cheat with you, they will, one fine day, cheat ON you. As much as you hate to admit it, you're not the exception to the rule.
7. If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you will marry a man who cheats on his wife.
8. If you start a relationship being the OTHER woman, you will never be the only woman.