12 Joke Quotes with Images ๐ธ๐ผ๏ธ
Joke Quotes
1. There is no such things as an appropriate joke.
That's why it is a Joke!


Tags: TV Show Quotes | The Office | Inappropriate | Joke |
2. Did you just fall?
No, I was checking if gravity still works.


Tags: Sarcastic | Sarcasm | Joke | Savage Comebacks | Sassy |
3. So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 23 years ago, but they didnโt actually tell me the joke.


Tags: Funny Depression | Joke |
4. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period itโs from


Tags: Funny | Joke | Menstruation | Embarassment |
5. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry
So I threw a coconut at her


6. I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really donโt suit him.


Tags: Mouse Puns | Joke |

7. A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says โwhat are you doing here?โ The mouse says, โwell, I enjoyed the bookโ.


Tags: Mouse Puns | Book | Joke | Puns |
8. If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, cheer yourself up by thinking that a mouse family now has a new flat screen TV.


Tags: Mouse Puns | Joke |
9. A man goes to the cinema and is surprised to see a pig sitting in the seat next to him. โWhat are you doing here?โ he asked the pig. โWell, I enjoyed the bookโ.


Tags: Pig Puns | Book | Joke |
10. Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the water.So,what is the first thing he will do?
Answer- Get wet!!


Tags: Elephant Jokes | Joke | Poor Joke |
11. Question: What did the ant tell elephant and elephant went into coma
Answer: "I am pregnant with your baby"


Tags: Ant and Elephant Jokes | Funny | Joke |
12. Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.
Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)


Tags: Elephant Jokes | Joke |