1. There is no such things as an appropriate joke.
That's why it is a Joke!
2. Did you just fall?
No, I was checking if gravity still works.
3. So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 23 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.
4. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from
5. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry
So I threw a coconut at her
6. I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’t suit him.
7. A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The mouse says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.
8. If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, cheer yourself up by thinking that a mouse family now has a new flat screen TV.
9. A man goes to the cinema and is surprised to see a pig sitting in the seat next to him. “What are you doing here?” he asked the pig. “Well, I enjoyed the book”.
10. Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the water.So,what is the first thing he will do?
Answer- Get wet!!
11. Question: What did the ant tell elephant and elephant went into coma
Answer: "I am pregnant with your baby"
12. Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.
Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)