12 Joke Quotes with Images 📸🖼️

Joke Quotes

1. There is no such things as an appropriate joke.

That's why it is a Joke!

- Michael Scott

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    The Office   |    Inappropriate   |    Joke   |   

2. Did you just fall?

No, I was checking if gravity still works.

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Tags: Sarcastic   |    Sarcasm   |    Joke   |    Savage Comebacks   |    Sassy   |   

3. So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 23 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

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Tags: Funny Depression   |    Joke   |   

4. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from

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Tags: Funny   |    Joke   |    Menstruation   |    Embarassment   |   

5. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

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Tags: Joke   |    Funny   |   

6. I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really don’t suit him.

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Tags: Mouse Puns   |    Joke   |   

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7. A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The mouse says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.

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Tags: Mouse Puns   |    Book   |    Joke   |    Puns   |   

8. If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, cheer yourself up by thinking that a mouse family now has a new flat screen TV.

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9. A man goes to the cinema and is surprised to see a pig sitting in the seat next to him. “What are you doing here?” he asked the pig. “Well, I enjoyed the book”.

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Tags: Pig Puns   |    Book   |    Joke   |   

10. Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the water.So,what is the first thing he will do?

Answer- Get wet!!

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Tags: Elephant Jokes   |    Joke   |    Poor Joke   |   

11. Question: What did the ant tell elephant and elephant went into coma

Answer: "I am pregnant with your baby"

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Tags: Ant and Elephant Jokes   |    Funny   |    Joke   |   

12. Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.

Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)

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