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1. There is no such things as an appropriate joke.

That's why it is a Joke!

- Michael Scott


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2. Did you just fall?

No, I was checking if gravity still works.


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3. So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 23 years ago, but they didnโ€™t actually tell me the joke.


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4. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period itโ€™s from


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5. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her


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6. I saw a mouse in my slippers this morning. No idea, they really donโ€™t suit him.


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7. A chap sees a mouse sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says โ€œwhat are you doing here?โ€ The mouse says, โ€œwell, I enjoyed the bookโ€.


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8. If you are sad that you have lost your smartphone, cheer yourself up by thinking that a mouse family now has a new flat screen TV.


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9. A man goes to the cinema and is surprised to see a pig sitting in the seat next to him. โ€œWhat are you doing here?โ€ he asked the pig. โ€œWell, I enjoyed the bookโ€.


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10. Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the water.So,what is the first thing he will do?

Answer- Get wet!!


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11. Question: What did the ant tell elephant and elephant went into coma

Answer: "I am pregnant with your baby"


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12. Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.

Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)


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