1. If we can write down your Job, we can find someone cheaper to do it. In fact, the thing we might find to do it might not even be a person.
2. What are your weaknesses?
"I don't have any, a--hole"
3. Turning your passion into your job is easier than finding a job that matches your passion.
4. The truth is, when we thought we were looking for a good husband or a good wife or a good job or a lot of money or a lot of fame, we were really just looking for God. So it’s no wonder that we got disappointed when the husband, the wife, the job, the money or the fame didn’t fill our need—or our emptiness.
5. Everything I have I owe to this job…this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.
6. How can I get any experience until I get a job that gives me experience?
7. It is not a good time for me to lose my job since I have some pretty big long-term plans in my personal life with Pam that I’d like her parents to be psyched about.
So, I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.
8. I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little.
But on pretzel day?
Well, I like pretzel day.