1. Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is ’cause you’re not good at interacting with people. But guess what? From now on, you guys are no longer losers. So gives yourselves a round of applause.
2. Yes, I have a dream, and it’s not some MLK dream for equality. I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there’s a button that I can press, and launch that lighthouse into space.
3. The less you reveal, the more they wonder.
4. Brothers don’t necessarily have to say anything to each other – they can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable with each other
5. If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?