1. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think,
'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would,
I do not do that thing.
2. You are an idiot slash stupid
3. Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
4. Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?
5. Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.