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1. Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
The banana split with the ice cream.


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2. Electricians love ice cream as well. Their favorite flavor is shock-a lot.


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3. I had the best ice pun to tell you…

Problem is, it slipped my mind.


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4. Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.

Igloo it back together!


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5. What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice?

Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.


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6. What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?

Sundae school teacher.


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7. What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?

β€œSorry! Affogato!”


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8. Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?

She heard there were going to be sprinkles


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9. He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.

But then he got cold feet.


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10. There weren't any lifeboats on the Titanic

But that was just the tip of the iceberg.


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11. What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.

You’re totally ice-olated.


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12. A Winter Poem...

Shit, it's cold.

The End.


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13. She was so cold, she probably farted Ice cubes.

- Cara Lynn Shultz


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