Freezing Cold Ice Puns π§
Here is a list of Top Ice Puns that are actually funny. Use these cute and funny Ice puns in your conversations. These Ice puns are with images so you can share it on social media. Let us show you our curated list of Ice puns.
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Ice Puns Quotes
1. Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
The banana split with the ice cream.
Tags: Banana Puns | Puns | Ice Cream | Ice Puns |
2. Electricians love ice cream as well. Their favorite flavor is shock-a lot.
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3. I had the best ice pun to tell youβ¦
Problem is, it slipped my mind.
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4. Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
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5. What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice?
Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
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6. Whatβs every ice cream parlor ownerβs side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
Tags: Ice Puns | Hustle | Ice Cream |
7. What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?
βSorry! Affogato!β
Tags: Ice Puns | Coffee Puns | Forget |
8. Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
9. He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
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10. There weren't any lifeboats on the Titanic
But that was just the tip of the iceberg.
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11. What happens when youβre alone and you get too cold.
Youβre totally ice-olated.
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12. A Winter Poem...
Shit, it's cold.
The End.
Tags: Funny | Annoyingly Funny | Reality | Winter | Ice Puns |
13. She was so cold, she probably farted Ice cubes.
Tags: Cold As Ice | Sassy | Cold Hearted | Ice Puns | Fart |