60 Garden Puns with Images🖼️

Home > Quotes > 60 Garden Puns with Images🖼️

Your amazing Garden pictures could use a little humor in the captions with clever Garden Puns. Check this biggest collection of Gardening Puns that will get your fellow gardeners burst out in laughter or a great wide smile when you use these puns in the conversation.

Ever wondered you could express your love using Garden Puns too? Or show your plan t love to plants using human love expressions? It'll all make sense just now. Read On and Enjoy the biggest and best Garden Puns you will ever find!

Wish to learn gardening? We have an entire section of Gardening articles that teach you how to grow and care for indoor houseplants.

Garden Puns Quotes

1. What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Tree Puns   |    Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   



2. What does the letter “A” have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Flower   |    Blossom   |    Brain Teaser Riddles   |    Garden Puns   |   

3. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Brain Teaser Riddles   |    Lame Questions Answers   |    Garden Puns   |   

4. Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
Because they were too corny.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



5. What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Garden   |    Tree Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   

6. What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Global Warming   |    Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   



7. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Brain Teaser Riddles   |    Brain Puns   |    Tree Puns   |    Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   



8. What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Tree Puns   |    Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   

9. Thyme is of the essence.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Funny Gardening   |   

10. Turnip down for what?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



11. Lettuce be thankful


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

12. I don’t carrot at all!!!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Carrot   |   

13. Just dill with it


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



14. Time to celery-brate


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Time Puns   |   

15. I hope thistle cheer you up!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

16. Don’t kale my vibe


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



17. I love you from my head tomatoes


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |    Cute Puns   |   

18. Good chives only


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

19. I’m rooting for you!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



20. Wood you be mine?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

21. My heart beets for you


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

22. I yam what I yam


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



23. Absolutely Radishing.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

24. You had me at aloe.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

25.

Garden Love Puns



Aloe You Vera Much


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   



26. Be nice or leaf.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

27. Wish I could turn back thyme...


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

28. Make thyme for loved ones...


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   



29. It’s Party thyme!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

30. Find Inner Peas.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

31. Good Thymes!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   



32. Oh Kale Yeah!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

33. LETTUCE ROMAINE Friends.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

34. No FIG Deal!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



35. Don't let things BUG you.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Bug Puns   |   

36. Look forward to the FUCHSIA


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

37. I Love You BERRY Much.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |    Cute Puns   |   



38. Orange you so sweet?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

39. Collateral Cabbage.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

40. THYME to TURNIP the BEET.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



41. BEES PLEASE!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

42. I Wet my Plants.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

43. That’s a bit mulch!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



44. Just one of ROSE things...


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

45. I beg your garden?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

46. I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



47. I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

48. I was offered a job as a gardener, but I didn’t take it because the celery was too low.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

49. I asked the staff at my local garden centre what to grow in my garden. They gave me some sage advice.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Funny Gardening   |    Puns   |   



50. I'm so Grapeful for you.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

51. Rootin' for ya.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

52. Don't be Ranunculus.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



53. I hope thistle cheer you up.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |   

54. Please be SEEDED.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

55. Aloe Ha!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



56. Congratulations on your big a-chive-ment.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

57. Say Aloe to my little friend.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

58. We were mint to be...


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |    Cute Puns   |   



59. When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

60. Ain’t nobody got thyme for that.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

61. How did the baby banana become so spoiled?
Mama banana left him out in the sun for too long.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Banana Puns   |    Puns   |    Garden Puns   |    Sun Puns   |   



62. Lettuce celebrate with cake.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Cake Puns   |    Garden Puns   |    Funny Birthday Wishes   |   

63. What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?

Aww, shucks!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Corn Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   

64. My sister is a real big dill.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Sister Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   



65. Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?

Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Running Puns   |    Garden Puns   |    Ketchup   |   

66. I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Time Puns   |    Garden Puns   |