60 Garden Puns with Images🖼️
Your amazing Garden pictures could use a little humor in the captions with clever Garden Puns. Check this biggest collection of Gardening Puns that will get your fellow gardeners burst out in laughter or a great wide smile when you use these puns in the conversation.
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Garden Puns Quotes
1. What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
Tags: Funny Gardening | Tree Puns | Puns | Garden Puns |
2. What does the letter “A” have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them.
Tags: Funny Gardening | Flower | Blossom | Brain Teaser Riddles | Garden Puns |
3. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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4. Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
Because they were too corny.
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5. What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.
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6. What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming
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7. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.
Tags: Funny Gardening | Brain Teaser Riddles | Brain Puns | Tree Puns | Puns | Garden Puns |
8. What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.
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9. Thyme is of the essence.
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10. Turnip down for what?
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11. Lettuce be thankful
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12. I don’t carrot at all!!!
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13. Just dill with it
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14. Time to celery-brate
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15. I hope thistle cheer you up!
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16. Don’t kale my vibe
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17. I love you from my head tomatoes
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18. Good chives only
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19. I’m rooting for you!
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20. Wood you be mine?
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21. My heart beets for you
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22. I yam what I yam
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23. Absolutely Radishing.
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24. You had me at aloe.
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25.
Garden Love Puns
Aloe You Vera Much
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26. Be nice or leaf.
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27. Wish I could turn back thyme...
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28. Make thyme for loved ones...
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29. It’s Party thyme!
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30. Find Inner Peas.
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31. Good Thymes!
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32. Oh Kale Yeah!
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33. LETTUCE ROMAINE Friends.
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34. No FIG Deal!
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35. Don't let things BUG you.
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36. Look forward to the FUCHSIA
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37. I Love You BERRY Much.
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38. Orange you so sweet?
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39. Collateral Cabbage.
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40. THYME to TURNIP the BEET.
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41. BEES PLEASE!
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42. I Wet my Plants.
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43. That’s a bit mulch!
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44. Just one of ROSE things...
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45. I beg your garden?
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46. I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.
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47. I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.
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48. I was offered a job as a gardener, but I didn’t take it because the celery was too low.
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49. I asked the staff at my local garden centre what to grow in my garden. They gave me some sage advice.
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50. I'm so Grapeful for you.
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51. Rootin' for ya.
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52. Don't be Ranunculus.
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53. I hope thistle cheer you up.
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54. Please be SEEDED.
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55. Aloe Ha!
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56. Congratulations on your big a-chive-ment.
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57. Say Aloe to my little friend.
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58. We were mint to be...
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59. When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.
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60. Ain’t nobody got thyme for that.
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61. How did the baby banana become so spoiled?
Mama banana left him out in the sun for too long.
Tags: Banana Puns | Puns | Garden Puns | Sun Puns |
62. Lettuce celebrate with cake.
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63. What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
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64. My sister is a real big dill.
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65. Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!
Tags: Running Puns | Garden Puns | Ketchup |
66. I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.
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