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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Tell her she is beautiful, not HOT. She is your wife, not temperature.

1. Tell her she is beautiful, not HOT. She is your wife, not temperature.


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed

2. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isnโ€™t talking to me.


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - When your wife says "GO AHEAD" it is a dare, not a permission. Don't do it!

3. When your wife says "GO AHEAD" it is a dare, not a permission. Don't do it!


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that is why they hate

4. Don't try to understand women.
Women understand women, that is why they hate each other.


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.

5. If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Astrologer: Do you want to know your husband's future? Wife: Rubbish. I will

6. Astrologer: Do you want to know your husband's future?
Wife: Rubbish. I will decide his future. You tell me his past.


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if n

7. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else...

8. My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else...


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

9. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

- Henny Youngman


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any mo

10. My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have pe

11. Wife: โ€œI look fat. Can you give me a compliment?โ€
Husband: โ€œYou have perfect eyesight.โ€


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.

12. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She hugged me.


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

13. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. So I

14. My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. So I thought about it and realized; thatโ€™s great, then I wonโ€™t need them anymore.


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Me and my wife lives happily for 20 years. Then we met.

15. Me and my wife lives happily for 20 years. Then we met.


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.

16. Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one work?

17. Wife: I have changed my mind.
Husband: Does the new one work?


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18 Funny Wife Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care of.

18. A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care of.

- T H Everette


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