New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only)

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These humorous and Sarcastic New Year quotes and captions will make your Instagram a star this year. Here are some funny New Year Greetings, wishes and Quotes to share with your friends and family.

Funny New Year Quotes

New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - "Thank u, next." — Me to 2020

1. "Thank u, next."

— Me to 2020

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.

2. My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - 365 new days. 365 new excuses.

3. 365 new days. 365 new excuses.

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - I've got 2021 vision.

4. I've got 2021 vision.

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - Sorry in advance for writing "2020" on everything for the next six months.

5. Sorry in advance for writing "2020" on everything for the next six months.

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my Ne

6. My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - Page 1 of 365.

7. Page 1 of 365.

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - A fresh start. A new chapter in life waiting to be written. New questions to be as

8. A fresh start. A new chapter in life waiting to be written. New questions to be asked, embraced, and loved. Answers to be discovered and then lived in this transformative year of delight and self-discovery.

- Sarah Ban Breathnach

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

9. Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did through the year. May you give me anothe

10. Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did through the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may yo

11. This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise.

Happy New Year!

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that de

12. Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I

13. I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits

14. May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits in a new package.

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - I wish you can resist temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy Ne

15. I wish you can resist temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!

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New Year Wishes (Funny + Sarcastic only) - I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May

16. I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May God give you the strength to fight with laziness. Happy new year!