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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Hijabi Problems: When you yawn and your hijab pin pops open!

1. Hijabi Problems:

When you yawn and your hijab pin pops open!


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - When Zawjati says you can't have a second wife: "Don't tempt me

2. When Zawjati says you can't have a second wife:

"Don't tempt me to make you shaheed tonight. I am 4 wives in one."


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - #BarbieGirlMix #MuslimVersion I'm a Hijabi girl, in the Western

3. #BarbieGirlMix #MuslimVersion

I'm a Hijabi girl, in the Western world
Life Islamic, it's fantastic!
You can't see my hair
Or touch me anywhere
Submission to Allah, not his creation
[Cmon hijabi lets go party]
No no no nooo
[Cmon hijabi lets go party]
NO Harami! You Harami!


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - *Results Day* Mum: What did you get? Me: Quotes Quran, Al-hadi

4. *Results Day*

Mum: What did you get?
Me: Quotes Quran, Al-hadid, 57:20
"And what is the worldly life except the enjoyment of delusion."


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - #Islam101 Hey do you speak Islam? Yeah I speak Islam. I'm from

5. #Islam101

Hey do you speak Islam?
Yeah I speak Islam. I'm from Muslimstan, and i follow the shawarma law.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - That Hijab bun... is tooo damn high!

6. That Hijab bun...




is tooo damn high!


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Reading Aytal-kursi and blowing it on your exam paper before you b

7. Reading Aytal-kursi and blowing it on your exam paper before you begin cos you don't know what shaytanic questions you're about to see...


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Worst thing instagram did was romanticize salah - "I want someo

8. Worst thing instagram did was romanticize salah -

"I want someone who will wake me up for Fajr".

How about you marry an alarm clock you lazy cow


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Me: *buys black scarf* Family: "You already have a hundred other

9. Me: *buys black scarf*
Family: "You already have a hundred other black scarfs"
Me: "but feel the material on this one, the texture is different"


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - #HijabiProblems Going in your backyard/frontyard with a blanket

10. #HijabiProblems

Going in your backyard/frontyard with a blanket on your head since you're too lazy to put your hijab on


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I don't always wear a Hijab But when I do, it is with a Tight t

11. I don't always wear a Hijab

But when I do, it is with a Tight top and skinny jeans.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - InshaAllah (noun): A Magical land where 99% of all promises,

12. InshaAllah (noun):


A Magical land where 99% of all promises, presence and punctuality is stored.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Post-Iftar Pregnancy

13. Post-Iftar Pregnancy


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - My mosque posted a sign after Jummah Prayer, "To the brother who s

14. My mosque posted a sign after Jummah Prayer, "To the brother who stole our AC, you can keep it. It's hot where you are going."


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - *Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories.

15. *Muslim Parties*

Yo let's tell jinn stories.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - We're allowed to marry 4, But I don't think that's necessary beca

16. We're allowed to marry 4,
But I don't think that's necessary because you are a 10.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - When your non-muslim friends think your prayer mat is the magic ca

17. When your non-muslim friends think your prayer mat is the magic carpet Alladin used to show Jasmine the world.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - People: You are allowed to drive? Me: No, I took a magic carpet

18. People: You are allowed to drive?

Me: No, I took a magic carpet ride here.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - People: Hijabi's are so lucky they don't have to wash their hair.

19. People: Hijabi's are so lucky they don't have to wash their hair.

Me: Sis, we're Muslim, not cave women.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Halal.... Is it Meat you are looking for?

20. Halal....

Is it Meat you are looking for?


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Funny how people mock the Islamic dress codes, yet on graduation d

21. Funny how people mock the Islamic dress codes, yet on graduation day they all wear clothes similar to jubbah to look modest and successful.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - People: What's under your niqab? Me: My face. What's under your m

22. People: What's under your niqab?
Me: My face. What's under your makeup?


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.

23. I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Peppa Pig: Muslims are my favorite people, rest of ya'll juz eati

24. Peppa Pig:
Muslims are my favorite people, rest of ya'll juz eating my family.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I hold my wife's hand when we go out. She thinks I'm being romanti

25. I hold my wife's hand when we go out. She thinks I'm being romantic. But really it's to stop her running off to do shopping.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - *When you have to swerve a marriage proposal* "Istikhara says N

26. *When you have to swerve a marriage proposal*

"Istikhara says No"


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - About 1 billion animals killed each day by KFC, McDonalds, Burger

27. About 1 billion animals killed each day by KFC, McDonalds, Burger King etc. and no one bats an eye.

During Eid Al Adha, Muslims sacrifice them to feed poor people and everyone loses their mind.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - If you can handle my face at Fajr, I know it's true love.

28. If you can handle my face at Fajr, I know it's true love.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan Family: HAHAHAHAHA Frie

29. I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan

Family: HAHAHAHAHA
Friends: HAHAHAHAHA
Whole Muslim Ummah: HAHAHAHAHA
Even fried things: HAHAHAHAHA


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - She: How was my cooking? Me: Mashallah your cooking is so bad eve

30. She: How was my cooking?
Me: Mashallah your cooking is so bad even shaytan will remind me to say Bismillah so he doesn't have to eat it with me.


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