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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Hijabi Problems: When you yawn and your hijab pin pops open!

1. Hijabi Problems:

When you yawn and your hijab pin pops open!


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - When Zawjati says you can't have a second wife: "Don't tempt

2. When Zawjati says you can't have a second wife:

"Don't tempt me to make you shaheed tonight. I am 4 wives in one."


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - #BarbieGirlMix #MuslimVersion I'm a Hijabi girl, in the Weste

3. #BarbieGirlMix #MuslimVersion

I'm a Hijabi girl, in the Western world
Life Islamic, it's fantastic!
You can't see my hair
Or touch me anywhere
Submission to Allah, not his creation
[Cmon hijabi lets go party]
No no no nooo
[Cmon hijabi lets go party]
NO Harami! You Harami!


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - *Results Day* Mum: What did you get? Me: Quotes Quran, Al-ha

4. *Results Day*

Mum: What did you get?
Me: Quotes Quran, Al-hadid, 57:20
"And what is the worldly life except the enjoyment of delusion."


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - #Islam101 Hey do you speak Islam? Yeah I speak Islam. I'm fr

5. #Islam101

Hey do you speak Islam?
Yeah I speak Islam. I'm from Muslimstan, and i follow the shawarma law.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - That Hijab bun... is tooo damn high!

6. That Hijab bun...




is tooo damn high!


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Reading Aytal-kursi and blowing it on your exam paper before you

7. Reading Aytal-kursi and blowing it on your exam paper before you begin cos you don't know what shaytanic questions you're about to see...


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Worst thing instagram did was romanticize salah - "I want som

8. Worst thing instagram did was romanticize salah -

"I want someone who will wake me up for Fajr".

How about you marry an alarm clock you lazy cow


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Me: *buys black scarf* Family: "You already have a hundred othe

9. Me: *buys black scarf*
Family: "You already have a hundred other black scarfs"
Me: "but feel the material on this one, the texture is different"


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - #HijabiProblems Going in your backyard/frontyard with a blank

10. #HijabiProblems

Going in your backyard/frontyard with a blanket on your head since you're too lazy to put your hijab on


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I don't always wear a Hijab But when I do, it is with a Tight

11. I don't always wear a Hijab

But when I do, it is with a Tight top and skinny jeans.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - InshaAllah (noun): A Magical land where 99% of all promises

12. InshaAllah (noun):


A Magical land where 99% of all promises, presence and punctuality is stored.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Post-Iftar Pregnancy

13. Post-Iftar Pregnancy


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My mosque posted a sign after Jummah Prayer, "To the brother who

14. My mosque posted a sign after Jummah Prayer, "To the brother who stole our AC, you can keep it. It's hot where you are going."


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - *Muslim Parties* Yo let's tell jinn stories.

15. *Muslim Parties*

Yo let's tell jinn stories.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - We're allowed to marry 4, But I don't think that's necessary be

16. We're allowed to marry 4,
But I don't think that's necessary because you are a 10.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - When your non-muslim friends think your prayer mat is the magic

17. When your non-muslim friends think your prayer mat is the magic carpet Alladin used to show Jasmine the world.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - People: You are allowed to drive? Me: No, I took a magic carp

18. People: You are allowed to drive?

Me: No, I took a magic carpet ride here.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - People: Hijabi's are so lucky they don't have to wash their hair

19. People: Hijabi's are so lucky they don't have to wash their hair.

Me: Sis, we're Muslim, not cave women.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Halal.... Is it Meat you are looking for?

20. Halal....

Is it Meat you are looking for?


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Funny how people mock the Islamic dress codes, yet on graduation

21. Funny how people mock the Islamic dress codes, yet on graduation day they all wear clothes similar to jubbah to look modest and successful.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - People: What's under your niqab? Me: My face. What's under your

22. People: What's under your niqab?
Me: My face. What's under your makeup?


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.

23. I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Peppa Pig: Muslims are my favorite people, rest of ya'll juz ea

24. Peppa Pig:
Muslims are my favorite people, rest of ya'll juz eating my family.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I hold my wife's hand when we go out. She thinks I'm being roman

25. I hold my wife's hand when we go out. She thinks I'm being romantic. But really it's to stop her running off to do shopping.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - *When you have to swerve a marriage proposal* "Istikhara says

26. *When you have to swerve a marriage proposal*

"Istikhara says No"


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - About 1 billion animals killed each day by KFC, McDonalds, Burge

27. About 1 billion animals killed each day by KFC, McDonalds, Burger King etc. and no one bats an eye.

During Eid Al Adha, Muslims sacrifice them to feed poor people and everyone loses their mind.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - If you can handle my face at Fajr, I know it's true love.

28. If you can handle my face at Fajr, I know it's true love.


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan Family: HAHAHAHAHA Fr

29. I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan

Family: HAHAHAHAHA
Friends: HAHAHAHAHA
Whole Muslim Ummah: HAHAHAHAHA
Even fried things: HAHAHAHAHA


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30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Pictures ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - She: How was my cooking? Me: Mashallah your cooking is so bad e

30. She: How was my cooking?
Me: Mashallah your cooking is so bad even shaytan will remind me to say Bismillah so he doesn't have to eat it with me.


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