30 Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes with Images 📸🖼️
Funny Muslim Memes And Quotes Quotes
Hilarious muslim memes and quotes for Muslim ummah. These funny memes are jokes that only us Muslims will relate to. So enjoy these funny Muslim memes and Smile - it's sunnah. ;)
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1. When Zawjati says you can't have a second wife:
"Don't tempt me to make you shaheed tonight. I am 4 wives in one."
2. InshaAllah (noun):
A Magical land where 99% of all promises, presence and punctuality is stored.
3. People: What's under your niqab?
Me: My face. What's under your makeup?
4. Me: *buys black scarf*
Family: "You already have a hundred other black scarfs"
Me: "but feel the material on this one, the texture is different"
Is it Meat you are looking for?
6. Reading Aytal-kursi and blowing it on your exam paper before you begin cos you don't know what shaytanic questions you're about to see...
7. My mosque posted a sign after Jummah Prayer, "To the brother who stole our AC, you can keep it. It's hot where you are going."
8. If you can handle my face at Fajr, I know it's true love.
9. *When you have to swerve a marriage proposal*
"Istikhara says No"
10. When your non-muslim friends think your prayer mat is the magic carpet Alladin used to show Jasmine the world.
11. I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan
Whole Muslim Ummah: HAHAHAHAHA
Even fried things: HAHAHAHAHA
12. People: Hijabi's are so lucky they don't have to wash their hair.
Me: Sis, we're Muslim, not cave women.
13. We're allowed to marry 4,
But I don't think that's necessary because you are a 10.
14. Worst thing instagram did was romanticize salah -
"I want someone who will wake me up for Fajr".
How about you marry an alarm clock you lazy cow
15. *Muslim Parties*
Yo let's tell jinn stories.
16. People: You are allowed to drive?
Me: No, I took a magic carpet ride here.
17. I hold my wife's hand when we go out. She thinks I'm being romantic. But really it's to stop her running off to do shopping.
18. About 1 billion animals killed each day by KFC, McDonalds, Burger King etc. and no one bats an eye.
During Eid Al Adha, Muslims sacrifice them to feed poor people and everyone loses their mind.
19. *Results Day*
Mum: What did you get?
Me: Quotes Quran, Al-hadid, 57:20
"And what is the worldly life except the enjoyment of delusion."
Going in your backyard/frontyard with a blanket on your head since you're too lazy to put your hijab on
21. She: How was my cooking?
Me: Mashallah your cooking is so bad even shaytan will remind me to say Bismillah so he doesn't have to eat it with me.
Hey do you speak Islam?
Yeah I speak Islam. I'm from Muslimstan, and i follow the shawarma law.
23. #BarbieGirlMix #MuslimVersion
I'm a Hijabi girl, in the Western world
Life Islamic, it's fantastic!
You can't see my hair
Or touch me anywhere
Submission to Allah, not his creation
[Cmon hijabi lets go party]
No no no nooo
[Cmon hijabi lets go party]
NO Harami! You Harami!
24. Hijabi Problems:
When you yawn and your hijab pin pops open!
25. I don't always wear a Hijab
But when I do, it is with a Tight top and skinny jeans.
26. Peppa Pig:
Muslims are my favorite people, rest of ya'll juz eating my family.
27. I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.
28. Post-Iftar Pregnancy
29. That Hijab bun...
is tooo damn high!
30. Funny how people mock the Islamic dress codes, yet on graduation day they all wear clothes similar to jubbah to look modest and successful.