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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Marriage: sometimes soulmates, sometimes cellmates.

1. Marriage: sometimes soulmates, sometimes cellmates.

- Rory Elder


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live

2. Marriage has no guarantees. If thatโ€™s what youโ€™re looking for, go live with a car battery.

- Emma Bombeck


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park.

3. Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park.


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? We’re mea

4. What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? Weโ€™re meant to bean together!


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.

5. Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

6. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, thereโ€™s a reason.

- Molly McGee


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy;

7. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Marriage is like vitamins: We supplement each other’s minimum daily requ

8. Marriage is like vitamins: We supplement each otherโ€™s minimum daily requirements.


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - A man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

9. A man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once

10. My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

- Jack Benny


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since.

11. We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since.


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just list

12. If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

- Sam Levenson


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even

13. Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnโ€™t even have when you were on your own.

- Eddie Cantor


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perha

14. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps theyโ€™re too old to do it.

- Ann Bancroft


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

15. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with

16. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

- Will Ferrell


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; Marriage

17. Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; Marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry the trash out.

- Joyce Brothers


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the b

18. A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now I have

19. Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now I have six children and no theories.

- John Wilmot


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you

20. I love being married. Itโ€™s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

- Rita Rudner


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and

21. Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - You know you are in a very happy marriage when the person still gives you

22. You know you are in a very happy marriage when the person still gives you the same feelings you get when you see your food coming at a restaurant.


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - The most important four words for a successful marriage: I’ll do the dis

23. The most important four words for a successful marriage: Iโ€™ll do the dishes.


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24 Funny Marriage Quotes with Images ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planni

24. Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.

- Zig Ziglar


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