Funny Love Quotes
1. I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
2. I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
3. I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you would want me then.
4. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
5. You know you are in a very happy marriage when the person still gives you the same feelings you get when you see your food coming at a restaurant.
6. What do beans say to their Valentines? You keep me grounded.
7. She: What do you do for getting such beautiful dark clouds around your eyes?
He: I don't sleep... I just think about you.
8. If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep