Funny Life Quotes
1. This whole life is a SHAWARMA and you are the Chef. To leave it as a normal shawarma, or turn it into a special tasty shawarma - it's in your hands.
2. Sometimes you have to "Unfollow" people in real life.
3. Dear Life,
When I said "can this day get any worse", it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
4. I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
5. Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.
6. Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
7. My mind is like a web browser. 30 tabs are open, 1 is frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
8. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
9. Never let anyone treat you like a regular glue.
You are glitter glue.