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1. Might just go to jail so I can focus on the Gym properly.


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2. What if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots?
Cellfies.


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3. Charged with breaking and entering

Your dreams.


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4. All i heard was "I swear it will be funny..." and then we were in jail.


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5. Age is just a number..
yeah, and jail is just a room.


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6. I heard you moved. However, I didn't realize you moved to a gated community.


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7. Facebook is like Jail. You sit around and waste time. Write on walls and get poked by people you don't know.


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8. I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a number since 2001.


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9. if you want total security, go to Jail. You will be fed, clothed, given medical care. The only thing lacking ... is freedom.


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10. Stupidity is not a crime. It it is, you'll end up in jail.


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11. How can you put a picture into jail?
You just need to frame it.


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12. Do you know why they locked up the star in jail?

Because the star was a shooting star.


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13. What is the most common difference between a jail and a concentration camp?

In the former you can take bath to freshen you up and in the later you may die when you are bathing.


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