Funny Hindi Quotes in English
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Funny Hindi Quotes
1. 3 Basic Needs of Life:
*butter* roti
*branded* kapda
&
*luxurious* makaan


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2. Dekh Bhai
Paise maange to dosti khatam


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3. Dekh Bhai
Mausam aur insaan, dono badal jaate hain


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4. Dekh Bhai...
Bezati to tere naseeb mein hai
main to sirf ek zariya hoon


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5. Baby, you rock my world.
Bachhey, tum meri duniya patthar kar rahe ho


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6. You are the apple of my eye
Aap meri aankh ke seb hain


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7. Wanna chill?
Jamm jaana chaahte ho?


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8. Let's hang out
Chalo bahar lataktey hain


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9. Shit just got serious
tatti abhi abhi sangheen hui hai


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10. How are you sweetheart?
Aap kaise ho meethey dil?


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11. Elephant and Ant Jokes in Hindi
Ant:What is your age?
Elephant:My age is 5 years.
Ant:Such a young age and such a huge body.
Elephant:Tan Kee Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, Bournvita!!
Ant:Ok
Elephant:What is your age?
Ant:My age is 18 Years.
Elephant:18 years and such a small body looks as if you are very young.
Ant:Fair and Lovely lagao aur apni umar chhupao!!


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12. Mummy ke taaney
Aur Atif Aslam ke gaaney
Seedha dil ko choo jaate hain


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13. If someone treats you like KHICHDI
then don't treat them like BIRYANI


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14. The actual meaning of the song "Dafli Waale Dafli Baja" is:
"Mind your own business".


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15. Don't let anyone treat you like Upma.
You're Biryani.


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16. If someone says true love doesn't exist, make them taste biryani.


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17. When life gives you a thousand reasons to cry, show life that you got biryani to smile.


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18. Don't be an elaichi
in someone else's Biryani


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