Funny Hindi Quotes in English

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Funny Hindi Quotes

1. 3 Basic Needs of Life:

*butter* roti
*branded* kapda
&
*luxurious* makaan

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2. Dekh Bhai

Paise maange to dosti khatam

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3. Dekh Bhai

Mausam aur insaan, dono badal jaate hain

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4. Dekh Bhai...

Bezati to tere naseeb mein hai
main to sirf ek zariya hoon

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5. Baby, you rock my world.

Bachhey, tum meri duniya patthar kar rahe ho

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6. You are the apple of my eye

Aap meri aankh ke seb hain

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7. Wanna chill?

Jamm jaana chaahte ho?

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8. Let's hang out

Chalo bahar lataktey hain

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9. Shit just got serious

tatti abhi abhi sangheen hui hai

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10. How are you sweetheart?

Aap kaise ho meethey dil?

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11. Elephant and Ant Jokes in Hindi

Ant:What is your age?
Elephant:My age is 5 years.
Ant:Such a young age and such a huge body.
Elephant:Tan Kee Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, Bournvita!!
Ant:Ok
Elephant:What is your age?
Ant:My age is 18 Years.
Elephant:18 years and such a small body looks as if you are very young.
Ant:Fair and Lovely lagao aur apni umar chhupao!!

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12. Mummy ke taaney

Aur Atif Aslam ke gaaney

Seedha dil ko choo jaate hain

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13. If someone treats you like KHICHDI

then don't treat them like BIRYANI

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14. The actual meaning of the song "Dafli Waale Dafli Baja" is:
"Mind your own business".

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15. Don't let anyone treat you like Upma.

You're Biryani.

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16. If someone says true love doesn't exist, make them taste biryani.

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17. When life gives you a thousand reasons to cry, show life that you got biryani to smile.

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18. Don't be an elaichi
in someone else's Biryani

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