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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not puttin

1. Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - roses are dead, violets are dead, I am a bad gardener.

2. roses are dead, violets are dead, I am a bad gardener.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for

3. A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

- Doug Larson


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is you

4. Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor’s motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.

- Dave Barry


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care

5. A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care of.

- T H Everette


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is n

6. Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

- Dave Barry


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and

7. When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its

8. What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - What does the letter “A” have in common with a flower? They bot

9. What does the letter “A” have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

10. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes? Because they w

11. Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
Because they were too corny.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy? A

12. What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming

13. What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - What kind of tree has hands? A palm tree.

14. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.

15. What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - Gardening is cheaper than therapy. And you get Tomatoes.

16. Gardening is cheaper than therapy. And you get Tomatoes.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds.

17. A person of words and not deeds, is like a garden full of weeds.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - Thyme is of the essence.

18. Thyme is of the essence.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - Always try to grow in your garden some plant or plants out of the or

19. Always try to grow in your garden some plant or plants out of the ordinary, something your neighbors never attempted. For you can receive no greater flattery than to have a gardener of equal intelligence stand before your plant and ask, 'What is that?'

- Richardson Wright


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - Don't wear perfume in the garden - unless you want to be pollinated

20. Don't wear perfume in the garden - unless you want to be pollinated by bees.

- Anne Raver


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - Compost Happens.

21. Compost Happens.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - Plantus unknownus

22. Plantus unknownus


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - I don’t remember planting this...

23. I don’t remember planting this...


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - My garden was at its best yesterday, sorry you missed it.

24. My garden was at its best yesterday, sorry you missed it.


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Funny Gardening Quotes | Top 25 Witty Garden Captions - I asked the staff at my local garden centre what to grow in my garde

25. I asked the staff at my local garden centre what to grow in my garden. They gave me some sage advice.


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