Funny Food Quotes
1. Mini cupcakes?
As in the mini version of regular cupcakes?
Which is already a mini version of cake?
Honestly, where does it end with you people?????
2. I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat.
Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.
3. If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.
4. I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan
Whole Muslim Ummah: HAHAHAHAHA
Even fried things: HAHAHAHAHA
5. Happiness is ...
Eating a good Shawarma.
6. This whole life is a SHAWARMA and you are the Chef. To leave it as a normal shawarma, or turn it into a special tasty shawarma - it's in your hands.
7. Keep Calm
8. No Pain
9. Don't give me your opinion give me SHAWARMA.
10. I like Hashtags because they look like waffles.
11. If cooking is a woman's job and they are so good at it, why are all the Top Chefs of the world Men?
12. Women Want Me.
Cows Fear Me.
13. Women belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everyone belongs in the kitchen.
Kitchen has food.
14. To all men:
Cooking is incomplete until you clean the kitchen after showing your artistic skills.
15. Women should know how to cook.
Men should know how to cook.
If you are an adult, you should know how to cook.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie ... in each hand.
17. You may prepare the best meal, but a mosquito will only drink your blood.
18. All my life I only had this one fear that I will share with you now. I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that”.
19. If it tastes good, it’s trying to kill you
20. Calories CAN NOT make you happy
21. If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me- Donut, cause I’m so empty inside
22. You are a smart cookie.
A wise chocolate cake.
A brilliant pancake.
23. We go together like Waffles and Butter.
24. What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
25. Don't be afraid to take Whisks.
26. Dear, hot dogs. You're so barbe-cute.
27. Out of every hot dog in the world, I pickle you.
28. Come and spaghet it.
29. I dont understand why people say that the US is obsessed with Russia.
Clearly it's Canada that has a thing for poutine.