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1. Mini cupcakes?

As in the mini version of regular cupcakes?

Which is already a mini version of cake?

Honestly, where does it end with you people?????

- Kevin Malone


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2. I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat.

Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.

- Pam Beesly


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3. If I donโ€™t have some cake soon, I might die.

- Stanley Hudson


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4. I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan

Family: HAHAHAHAHA
Friends: HAHAHAHAHA
Whole Muslim Ummah: HAHAHAHAHA
Even fried things: HAHAHAHAHA


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5. Happiness is ...


Eating a good Shawarma.


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6. This whole life is a SHAWARMA and you are the Chef. To leave it as a normal shawarma, or turn it into a special tasty shawarma - it's in your hands.


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7. Keep Calm
and
Eat Shawarma


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8. No Pain

No Shawarma


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9. Don't give me your opinion give me SHAWARMA.


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10. I like Hashtags because they look like waffles.


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11. If cooking is a woman's job and they are so good at it, why are all the Top Chefs of the world Men?


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12. Women Want Me.
Cows Fear Me.


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13. Women belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everyone belongs in the kitchen.
Kitchen has food.


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14. To all men:
Cooking is incomplete until you clean the kitchen after showing your artistic skills.


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15. Women should know how to cook.
Men should know how to cook.
If you are an adult, you should know how to cook.


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16. A balanced diet is a cookie ... in each hand.


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17. You may prepare the best meal, but a mosquito will only drink your blood.

- ReadBeach


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18. All my life I only had this one fear that I will share with you now. I just donโ€™t want to look back and think โ€œI couldโ€™ve eaten thatโ€.


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19. If it tastes good, itโ€™s trying to kill you


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20. Calories CAN NOT make you happy


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21. If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause Iโ€™m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me- Donut, cause Iโ€™m so empty inside


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22. You are a smart cookie.
A wise chocolate cake.
A brilliant pancake.

- Rew Woodman


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23. We go together like Waffles and Butter.


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24. What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?

Finger food


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25. Don't be afraid to take Whisks.


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26. Dear, hot dogs. You're so barbe-cute.


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27. Out of every hot dog in the world, I pickle you.


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28. Come and spaghet it.


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29. I dont understand why people say that the US is obsessed with Russia.

Clearly it's Canada that has a thing for poutine.


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