Funny Food Quotes
1. We go together like Waffles and Butter.
2. To all men:
Cooking is incomplete until you clean the kitchen after showing your artistic skills.
3. If cooking is a woman's job and they are so good at it, why are all the Top Chefs of the world Men?
4. All my life I only had this one fear that I will share with you now. I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that”.
5. You may prepare the best meal, but a mosquito will only drink your blood.
6. If it tastes good, it’s trying to kill you
7. No Pain
8. Don't give me your opinion give me SHAWARMA.
9. A balanced diet is a cookie ... in each hand.
10. Women should know how to cook.
Men should know how to cook.
If you are an adult, you should know how to cook.
11. Out of every hot dog in the world, I pickle you.
12. I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat.
Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.
13. Women belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everyone belongs in the kitchen.
Kitchen has food.
14. Dear, hot dogs. You're so barbe-cute.
15. Calories CAN NOT make you happy
16. Don't be afraid to take Whisks.
17. Keep Calm
18. You are a smart cookie.
A wise chocolate cake.
A brilliant pancake.
19. If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.
20. I like Hashtags because they look like waffles.
21. If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me- Donut, cause I’m so empty inside
22. Happiness is ...
Eating a good Shawarma.
23. I'll not eat fried things this Ramadan
Whole Muslim Ummah: HAHAHAHAHA
Even fried things: HAHAHAHAHA
24. Come and spaghet it.
25. What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
26. Mini cupcakes?
As in the mini version of regular cupcakes?
Which is already a mini version of cake?
Honestly, where does it end with you people?????
27. This whole life is a SHAWARMA and you are the Chef. To leave it as a normal shawarma, or turn it into a special tasty shawarma - it's in your hands.
28. Women Want Me.
Cows Fear Me.