Funny Fitness Quotes
1. No Pain
2. If it tastes good, it’s trying to kill you
3. Let me make something very, very clear...
4. Nails. One thing you can get into shape without exercise.
5. Life is much like a box of chocolate. For fat people, it doesn’t last too long.
6. What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
7. Kissing burns 6.4 calories in a minute.
8. When something is delicious. It's zero calories.