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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car

1. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first m

2. Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes.


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish wh

3. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridic

4. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants

5. My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. So I thought about it and realized; that’s great, then I won’t need them anymore.


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - I saw a book titled "Anxiety and Depression for Dummies" yesterday in th

6. I saw a book titled "Anxiety and Depression for Dummies" yesterday in the store... Not sure if it is appropriate to label someone looking for mental help a "dummy".


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a bo

7. A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide”

The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

8. The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so c

9. If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me- Donut, cause I’m so empty inside


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

10. My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless

11. They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself

12. You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 23 years ag

13. So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 23 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

14. Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: M

15. Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died.
Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy.
Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Me: Knock knock Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

16. Me: Knock knock
Friend: who’s there?
Me: I don’t know anymore


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - friend: how's it going? me: good, things are good! parent: how are y

17. friend: how's it going?
me: good, things are good!

parent: how are you?
me: oh I'm fine!

Twitter: compose new tweet?
me: hellooooo l would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears &; let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - "Sorry, just seeing this now!" -Me to my deep seeded childhood tra

18. "Sorry, just seeing this now!"
-Me to my deep seeded childhood trauma


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - me: [getting my heart shattered into a million pieces] haha no worries

19. me: [getting my heart shattered into a million pieces] haha no worries


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - when you're depressed but you still want to encourage your friends

20. when you're depressed but you still want to encourage your friends


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three s

21. My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri. Billy Bob opened up and said that he was actually in a fourth state; crippling depression. I said, “I’m so sorry”
“... but you can’t count Missouri twice.”


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - The other day I tried an escape room called depression And I did not es

22. The other day I tried an escape room called depression
And I did not escape


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Whats the difference between a Ferrari and Depression? I don't have t

23. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and Depression?

I don't have the Ferrari.


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance. Saturday, Sunday.

24. Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.

Saturday, Sunday.


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.

25. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.


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26 Funny Depression Quotes with Images 📸🖼️ - Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the

26. Why did the donut start going to therapy?

It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!


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