Funny Cheating Quotes
1. WHEN A MAN STEALS YOUR WIFE, THERE IS NO BETTER REVENGE THAN TO LET HIM KEEP HER.
2. I WOULD NEVER BE UNFAITHFUL TO MY WIFE FOR THE SIMPLE REASON THAT I LOVE MY HOUSE TOO MUCH.
3. It's easier to get rid of your wife than having to deal with getting rid of a different man every week.
4. A Man who marries his mistress creates a vacancy in that position
5. 80% of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
6. I can't believe this - both of my boyfriends are cheating on me.
7. Sweety you've got it all wrong. He left me because you're easy, and he's weak. Thanks for helping me realize I need a real man.
8. If you can cheat on your woman and come home, look her in the eye and tell her you love her, then you're the lowest kind of man on the pyramid.
9. Does your wife know you're single?
10. A jealous women does better research than the FBI.