Here are some Funny quotes about Cheating and people who commit adultery.

Quotes about Cheating Wife and Husbands who keep another woman.

Funny Cheating Quotes

1. WHEN A MAN STEALS YOUR WIFE, THERE IS NO BETTER REVENGE THAN TO LET HIM KEEP HER.

- Sacha Guitry


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2. I WOULD NEVER BE UNFAITHFUL TO MY WIFE FOR THE SIMPLE REASON THAT I LOVE MY HOUSE TOO MUCH.


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3. It's easier to get rid of your wife than having to deal with getting rid of a different man every week.


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4. A Man who marries his mistress creates a vacancy in that position


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5. 80% of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.


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6. I can't believe this - both of my boyfriends are cheating on me.


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7. Sweety you've got it all wrong. He left me because you're easy, and he's weak. Thanks for helping me realize I need a real man.


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8. If you can cheat on your woman and come home, look her in the eye and tell her you love her, then you're the lowest kind of man on the pyramid.


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9. Does your wife know you're single?


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10. A jealous women does better research than the FBI.


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